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.9.you will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.
.9.you will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.
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blind charity

Giving money to people you don't know, for a cause that probably doesn't exist.

I.e. "Help me save my dog," "I need money for gas," "My child is in the hospital"
Random Stranger: "My child is in the hospital, please help me raise money for him/her"
Me: "Have any pictures of this child?"
Stranger: "Not on me"
Me: "Right... I'm not one for blind charity"
by johnydelux1 May 20, 2018
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involuntary charity

when someone has overpaid for goods or services but lacked to dispute the deal due to the fact that the other person is poor
John: This broke ass repair man just charged me three times the amount to fix my ac! I wanted to bitch, but i know he has a bunch of kids...

Charlie: Sounds like you have been a victim of involuntary charity.
by homies.house June 14, 2011
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Boxing a Horse for Charity

Referring to doing something sexual with someone that isn't actually intercourse without wanting to mention that they did something sexual with them because of whoever the audience consists of.
Person A: How'd it go yesterday with that guy?
Person B: It went really well, we got back to my place and-
Person C: *walks in*

Person B: ended up boxing a horse for charity on my couch.
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Charity

What nobody cares people start when you mention their nobody cares mentality. Usually they ask for a donation to their charity, and they say they're gonna feed kids in another country that are 50 pounds underweight for their age, or elderly folks who survived a famine and a plague. They think of this as what good natured/willed people do, and think everyone will think they are wonderful and good natured and that nobody will question it.
He/she started a million dollar charity with donations (collections) to feed hungry kids and elderly folks, what would you like to bring to the table? $25? $50?
by Solid Mantis May 14, 2019
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British Charity

'British Charity' - Something that is unsolicited and claimed to be done charitably for the benefit of someone else, but is actually done forcefully with a self-serving motive for one's own good. A sham born out of a need to feel self-righteous to ease one's conscience even while performing an act of pure greed and self-interest at the cost of another. And an act that causes one to feel smug and proud for paying a penny in the process of stealing a pound from another person.
George: Did Britain truly make India free because its leaders went through an inner spiritual awakenning that colonialism was unrighteous?

Ram: No it was a case of British Charity!
by DharmaKarma June 24, 2016
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First World Charity

Acts of generosity from living in a wealthy, industrialized nation that third worlders would probably roll their eyes at.
B: "My gastroenterologist brother-in-law wrote off his car in a crash, and has to wait 6 months for a Tesla! I felt sorry for him so I gave him my order and now he only has to wait 3 months."
Y: "That's first world charity"
by Sun-Cheung Nguyen June 20, 2022
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