Post Nut Charity

when you donate to a sketchy charity without realizing it, but you find out later that you truly, most certainly, fucked up.

I donated to Kids Wish Network and I hit Post Nut Charity

by iminhellplshelpahhh December 28, 2024

.9.You will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.

.9.you will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.

.9.you will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 28, 2025

charity pimp

a dude who sets up female friends who aren't looking for relationships, but rather, who just wanna fuck

"He's such a nice guy for helping all those girls find love."

"Nah, he's a charity pimp. Those chicks just wanna get piped."

"I see... perhaps I should introduce myself."

by sXe_defender August 3, 2021

Charity

Charity is a really nice person and you should always keep her as a friend. She sometimes acts weird then gets a bit guilty afterwards. If you are a Charity you should be proud of your self. Charity is kind to everyone - even to people see doesn't like. She sometimes follows the crowd but then she realizes she shouldn't have. Even if anyone is jealous of her, they just want to be her.

Person: 'Look it's the new girl! She is so nice!'
Person2: 'She MUST be a Charity!'

by TEHE.UwU April 19, 2022

First World Charity

Acts of generosity from living in a wealthy, industrialized nation that third worlders would probably roll their eyes at.

B: "My gastroenterologist brother-in-law wrote off his car in a crash, and has to wait 6 months for a Tesla! I felt sorry for him so I gave him my order and now he only has to wait 3 months."
Y: "That's first world charity"

by Sun-Cheung Nguyen June 20, 2022

blind charity

Giving money to people you don't know, for a cause that probably doesn't exist.

I.e. "Help me save my dog," "I need money for gas," "My child is in the hospital"

Random Stranger: "My child is in the hospital, please help me raise money for him/her"
Me: "Have any pictures of this child?"
Stranger: "Not on me"
Me: "Right... I'm not one for blind charity"

by johnydelux1 May 20, 2018

Charity Chug

the wank you have prior to your big date,enabling you to last that little bit longer with your love interest

on their first night of mattress mayhem,neil decided to have a charity chug,as to impress siobhan with his bedroom prowess

by Spidershark February 17, 2008