fake channel

a channel that shows movies with commercials

per1: oh i love that movie
per2: me too, but it on a fake channel

by hatememakeme December 22, 2013

Channel 4

A British television channel that launched in 1982. It mostly shows Countdown, Hollyoaks, Formula 1 and edited repeats of The Simpsons.

It’s 6:00. Time to watch the news
No thanks, I want to watch Channel 4. The Simpsons is on.
FFS, watch it on Sky 1 in 30 minutes
But this episode hasn’t been shown on C4
Fine.

by AS2121 November 29, 2017

channel nazi

Someone on the internet who consistently reminds everyone they are talking in the wrong channel.

That mod is such a channel nazi.

by truckinbuddy May 9, 2018

Tea Channels

YouTube channels that talk about make up drama

"what do tea channels cover"

"make up drama like Jeffee Starr and James Charles"

by fuckteachannels October 15, 2021

channel traitor

Someone who appears in one show then appears in another on a rivaling channel

Bob from Good Luck Charlie was in an episode of The Thundermans, he's a channel traitor!

by chirpy bird July 10, 2017

Disney Channel

1. A TV channel that instantly gives you a disease upon watching it.
2. A TV channel that destroys your body in half the time that cigarettes do.
3. A TV channel that needs to take the stick out of its ass and make some realistic, non Christian oriented programming
4. A TV channel that produces some of the most messed up "celebrities."
5. A TV channel that only braindead idiots watch.

idiot: I just got syphilis!!
intelligent person: were you watching Disney Channel?

intelligent person: oh my god, did u see that?
idiot: u can't say god! thats disrespectful!
intelligent person: do u watch disney channel?

idiot: i think miley cyrus is the coolest!
intelligent person: is ur definition of "cool" a disease ridden whoreslutbitch who cant sing worth shit and is anorexic?

by alx-nikki August 25, 2009

Channel two

Synonym for a deuce, or a very large shit.

It became a synonym after KWGN Channel 2 in Denver renamed themselves 'the Deuce' in a very stupid move to try to attract a younger audience.

1. "Where did Kevin go?"
-"He's dropping a channel two in the restroom."

by Connaître April 14, 2009