chair pusher

A school worker that gets paid $3.25 an hour and is proud that they push in chairs for a living.

1. BeOtrice shlipped me in the head with her ass when she waddled by to push in the chairs at my table.
2. Suzy don't be a BeOtrice and stop pushing in the chairs, thats her job!!
3. I'm not pushing in my chair, thats the chair nazi's job.

by Kaylabrandonalicia September 7, 2005

Chair Fetish

A fetish for people who get hard by looking at chairs. Ain't gonna lie, some chairs are hella thicc. I mean look at some chair pictures and tell me that SOME chairs are thicc.

Chad:Bro look at that chair
Chadd; Yeah it's hella THICC
Chad: You have a chair fetish

by AsianSanta October 11, 2019

Chair Pollution

The unpleaseant aftermath resulting from a recent chair bomb explosion. Depending on the magnitude of the blast and the weight of the individual compressing the chair's foam/fabric, the half-life can last anywhere from 5 minutes to several hours after detonation.

When Rachel plopped down in Jason's chair to use his computer, she disturbed some previously encapsulated chair pollution, causing the office to again fill with his ass debris.

by Hugh Klump March 8, 2008

Chair Fetus

when a girl has her period in a chair and a guy sperms in the same chair it combines to make a baby.

Hey, don't sit on that chair fetus.

by CheeseyBanana April 12, 2009

Chair hug

Any hug that starts in a chair and ends up on the floor by any means.

Guy A: Dude i gave that chick a chair hug.

Guy B: How'd you get to the floor?

Guy A: I tickled her, easiest way.

by Theblakclover August 31, 2010

Chair Scare

When you sit at an occupied table with the intention of making them move by being loud and/or annoying.

Aka: Scaring people away from a table

Friend: "There are no free tables for all of us...what should we do?"

You: "Let's go to that one and Chair Scare them"

by BobertLife October 23, 2011

Chair humper

an extremely tall and lanky drunk sloptard who randomly grabs chairs in the middle of dancing and begins to thrust into it as to make chair babies.

Dave used to walk like an Egyptian but now he's just a lonely chair humper.

by Chichi33 June 6, 2014