cement monkey

A derogatory term for a person who works in concrete or cement.

My girlfriends ex was an abusive cement monkey.

by Domazz691 September 17, 2023

cementing

An act where a person will mix their semen with the ashes of a deceased person and proceed to smother the paste on other humans and objects. Usually in a sexual manner

Hey Jamie. Let’s go do some cementing with ben’s dead grandma. She’s gonna make some mean paste!

by freaking freakyb May 2, 2024

Presure cementer

A presure cementer is a hard working man that didn’t complete college or is bored. A measuring tape Cant read how long their dick is and they are always miserable cunts they will sit in the middle of butt fucking nowhere to be hated on by fucking ass holes in Vancouver

Girl 1: Man he looks like a miserable cunt.
Girl 2: can you not read the side of his truck he’s a presure cementer dumb ass

by Queer killer 69 November 27, 2021

cement mixer

A sex act where a man ejaculates into a woman, then she rolls back and forth in the bed (like a cement mixer). This is often followed by the woman then standing over the man and letting the cum drip into his belly button. Once hardened, the act is complete.

Gee, I had a great time with Doris last night. We had some hot cement mixer time, but now I can't fit any spare coins in my belly button.

by GoatLuvrr January 23, 2026