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Caveman Spaghetti

Where a group of men gather in public eating spaghetti with their bare hands, wearing only loinclothes
Guy 1: “Do you want to come over for Caveman Spaghetti

Guy 2: “Hell Yeah, I love eating spaghetti basically naked with a bunch of guys on some strangers porch”
by Make a religion out of this November 8, 2018
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Cavemanic

to act in a caveman manner.
boy throws a stick and says something dumb. girl says, "wow, that's very cavemanic of you."
by newerwords June 1, 2012
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Caveman

- An adj/ noun; a person (usually a man) “afraid” or reluctant to change or progress because they personally dislike it

-An adj/noun: a person (usually a man) who doesn’t care about other peoples feelings and emotions. They physically only have the capacity to think about their own personal wants and needs. Similar to a cavemen’s one track mind.
“Me so hungry me go rawr

You’re a caveman”
by Lemaynehead August 26, 2023
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Futuristic Caveman

A term describing people living in modern times with ancient knowledge but next-gen technologies.
Andre: To become a futuristic caveman, you have know the history of how video gaming came into existence.
by TRAVVIS December 29, 2017
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Caveman Stingray

A person who likes to use profanity over xbox as if he/she were 12 while having a score twice as high as the entire opposing team. also likes to pull sprinklers out of the ground while anally probing his dog.
i was playin with caveman stingray last night and he shutout the entire team for 9 matches
by joe ramirrrrrez October 28, 2008
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Caveman Theory

Caveman Theory is what I like to call the dumbest ass things you could think of. Sometimes it feels good to think so stupid that it goes against all the laws of science.
What Phil's thinking:
Phil-Damn. What if everyone in the world is some robot and they're testing me to see whether I'll do my job.

Carol-Sup boy!

Phil-I didn't do shit!

Carol-Okay? Have you been having Caveman Theory?

Phil-Yeah.
by Shit brain May 15, 2010
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Caveman

Big headed hairy caveman named cole.
Big hairy headed caveman named cole, “I break big rock with big head, I eat big rock, use big rock to make fire, cook rock over fire, to eat more big rock.”
by Caveman_catcher13 December 1, 2021
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