Castro Valley High

An IRL fever dream. You could be at this school for 15 fucking minutes and witness so much weird shit that it’ll feel like ur on an acid trip. This place is full of rich white and Asian kids who act like they’re from the trenches and say the N word, when in reality they live in a 5 bedroom home in the hills with a loving family. They’ll say they’re “part of a gang” I’m still waiting to see what fucking gangs there are in Castro Valley California. Everyone this school also vapes the fuck out of their lungs. They’ll be sucking on that vape like they’re giving head to a black guy, and causing a damn gas chamber in the bathrooms. The Asians at this school all have a middle part and think it makes them look like a lead BTS member, when in reality they just look like nerds. The pick me girls also roam the halls while literally talking to 25 guys at the same time and carrying 15 STD’s. You can’t catch a fucking break at this school cause even if ur minding ur own damn business some idiot will come up to u and start acting genuinely autistic.

Guy 1: I’m going to castro valley high next year

Guy 2: holy shit why?
Guy 1: I gotta see those wannabe gangsters, weebs, and pick me hoes

by Watdaduck July 30, 2024

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Castro Valley

A place for rich asians who dont care about value, wanna be gansters, white people, and more. People know eachother there, and it is genuinely crowded, because it’s a small city

Person for Castro Valley: AYE CASTRO VALLEY IS DA TOUGHEST CITY OUT HER- Person from East Oakland: SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH!!

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Biggest gay cunt on the earth

Oh look at that Castro

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What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartans prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor. Born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the Spartans prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person The Bay of Pigs Invasion (Jose Angel Castro To Angel Jose Robles's Kindness)...

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