Caillou

A fictional kid every user of GoAnimate/Vyond worships.

Caillou's dad: CAILLOU, YOU ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 32048320948320948320948320934823094 YEARS, GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW!
Caillou: Waaaaaaaaaaaaah!

by Itz KittyPinkiez August 27, 2024

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A 4 year old devils spawn from Canada. When it doesn’t get its way, it throws a cancerous tantrum that can blow the eardrums of even deaf people. The brat even got its own T.V. Show to spread the cancer that he is unto innocent children and depressed single mothers. Thankfully PBS canceled the shit hole of a show saving MILLIONS of innocent lives. This may be proof that god actually exists.

Doctor: we just got the diagnosis in, you have a tumor in your brain. When did you start getting your first symptoms?
Mother: I started noticing after I showed my kid Caillou.
Doctor: makes sense.

by BodiButter September 18, 2023

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Caillou

An insufferable imp of a child with a low-testosterone father and doormat mother who allow him to do anything he wants.

Most Millennials are raising Caillous.

"Hey dad, thanks for beating me as a child." -Someone who's not Caillou

by c_h_freeman October 26, 2024

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A tortured child whose parents refuse him everything he asks for just to watch him cry and suffer psychologically, and to then give him a tiny bit of what he asked for just to calm him down and regain his trust without complying to his initial demand, feeling superior, and be able to repeat the cycle of abuse.

-This sub's bjs rock!

-Yeah, I know, he's a Caillou.

by comadot February 23, 2025

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