oof canoe

(/o͞of kəˈno͞o/)

1. the state of discomfort from the realization that you are in a position of being along for the ride in an unfortunate or difficult situation.

2. a person who has a boat load full of drama.

I'm up a creek without a paddle in an oof canoe.

by Jewals November 7, 2018

Jazerine cano

Jazerine cano Gomez is much better than you if ur not her jump off a bridge

Jazerine cano is better than you

by Mari and ur mom July 20, 2021

soggy canoe

When you fuck a girl in the ass and piss everywhere

Oh fuck Soggy canoe bitch!

by Halterdawg January 12, 2016

canoe dude

A dude that upvotes and rides a sick canoe.

You are pulling a canoe dude right now.

by Canoe dude February 22, 2018

vag canoe

one that describes the characteristics of a female reproductive system aka a vagina or pussy

Do you want to play golf today?

Sorry I have to study for my test.

Ohhh woww stop being such a vag canoe.

by vagcanoe69 November 6, 2018

boner canoe

When a man slides his boner between the lips of a woman's vagina without penetrating. The act of boner canoeing is often done in a pool, river, or lake.

Dude! Look over there, Jared is giving Tina a boner canoe!

by BreakBeatDrums August 15, 2015

The Oklahoma Canoe

Where a man/woman sits on the lap of his/her partner and spreads his/her butt cheeks and squeezes out a waxy bowel movement onto the lap of his/her partner. The way to get ready for this sexual move is to eat foods high in fats for several days before hand.

This girl from college did this new thing to me called “The Oklahoma Canoe” where she squeezed a shit on my leg.

by Mr.JM March 6, 2022