canoe dude

A dude that upvotes and rides a sick canoe.

You are pulling a canoe dude right now.

by Canoe dude February 22, 2018

The Oklahoma Canoe

Where a man/woman sits on the lap of his/her partner and spreads his/her butt cheeks and squeezes out a waxy bowel movement onto the lap of his/her partner. The way to get ready for this sexual move is to eat foods high in fats for several days before hand.

This girl from college did this new thing to me called “The Oklahoma Canoe” where she squeezed a shit on my leg.

by Mr.JM March 07, 2022

Jazerine cano

Jazerine cano Gomez is much better than you if ur not her jump off a bridge

Jazerine cano is better than you

by Mari and ur mom July 21, 2021

beaver canoe

Like a motorboat, only lower.

I was feeling adventurous so I went for down a beaver canoe.

by bigarmsimmy January 18, 2014

anal canoe

When 3 men give anal to a women at the same time.

Oh my god , last night was amazing. I tried an anal canoe and it was mind blowing.

by AbellaAnderson April 26, 2017

boner canoe

When a man slides his boner between the lips of a woman's vagina without penetrating. The act of boner canoeing is often done in a pool, river, or lake.

Dude! Look over there, Jared is giving Tina a boner canoe!

by BreakBeatDrums July 21, 2015

soggy canoe

When you fuck a girl in the ass and piss everywhere

Oh fuck Soggy canoe bitch!

by Halterdawg November 09, 2015