Teach the Cabbage

A code-phrase meaning: "The fort is in danger, someone must guard it."

Synonym: Go guard the fort

Gilly, teach the cabbage, quickly!

by FortMaster73 May 20, 2010

Cabbage eater

Someone of reduced intelligence, usually only requiring the bare minimum nutrition to survive.

Jane: Jane like cabbage, cabbage like Jane. Nom nom nom

Jane ate the cabbage

Cabbage eaters = simple people

by Practicaldickhead August 7, 2018

Jazz Cabbage

A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

by Exxoticmissy December 30, 2017

cabbage pussy

A vagina that has over developed volva and looks like it could eat you

That girls pussy looks like it could eat you man carefully what you put in there she has a cabbage pussy.

by darvenspawner April 22, 2016

Jazz Cabbage

A newer slang term (circa 2016) for the devil's lettuce.

"Hey, are you going out tonight?"
"Nah, I'm just gonna hang and listen to some loud jazz cabbage before passing out."

by djblvnts July 14, 2016

space cabbage

Any strain of herb that renders the user undecided, dumbfounded, or mildly retarded(hence the name space) for a period of 2 to 4 hours after use.

WhoooWeee!!!!! That nigga's got the muthufukin' space cabbage mane!
Ooowwwh!!!!!Hot Buddy!!!Hot Buddy!!!

by fuckerIdid April 30, 2003

Jazz Cabbage

Weed, marijuana, or cannabis.

Who’s down to burn some jazz cabbage to ease this hangover?

by RalphMacchiato September 7, 2019