A cuban shower is when one can not use a regular shower they cleanse themselve by using the men's room sink.
Alternate definitions would pertain to the guy who can't figure out how to wash his hands with out diving into a public sink head first.
Often Drunks will take cubans in the public restroom of their favorite bar or tavern.
Alternate definitions would pertain to the guy who can't figure out how to wash his hands with out diving into a public sink head first.
Often Drunks will take cubans in the public restroom of their favorite bar or tavern.
After Nick went to the bathroom he washed his hands, in doing so he got his pants all wet while leaning against the counter, Immediately he came back to the office and blamed George for taking another Cuban Shower.
by Delta II August 1, 2006
Get the cuban showermug. The act of dumping onto your partners chest, then shaving the male anal pubes rolling it in the faeces on the partners to form a cigar shape and then leaving this to dry. Once dry you place the fresh cuban sasquatch up the male or female's anal passageway leaving some hanging out the end for you to set alight.
by manwithoutaspacebar October 18, 2010
Get the Cuban Sasquatchmug. by BloodyScissors July 28, 2007
Get the Cuban Lovermug. A Cuban Dessert is where you fill one's anus with Tostito's Chunky Salsa and scoop out a meal from their spicy orifice.
by A Bludgeoned Fetus March 23, 2016
Get the Cuban Dessertmug. When you walk up to a guy, say hi pappi, rub their back, and grab their crotch all without saying hello.
by ToiTroubleLove November 6, 2023
Get the Cuban handshakemug. A heterosexual act of coitus wherein upon climax the male partner extinguishes a cigar on the female's left butt-cheek.
by Elroy P. Honkey October 4, 2023
Get the Cuban Furymug. Man, you really pulled a cuban exit last night. One moment you were helping with the chairs and then nothing.
by basterrechea1983 December 14, 2017
Get the cuban exitmug.