Crop Tucking

The act of eating human and or monkey fecal matter then vomiting it up onto an unsuspecting guest, then steal it back and start eating it a second time, poop it into a cup, freeze it with a stick in the center. After waiting several hours put the chunky vomit poo into a cooler, begin driving a moped, find an ice road trucker and share the delicious treat. After having a snack with your new friend begin to masturbate violently, when the trucker sees you do this he will imediately get an erection (due to the frozen fecal matter vomit) then you will have anal sex with your new homosexual partner.

i was going to go bowling, but i was in a crop tucking mood ;)

by M!KL &0GG3$$ December 14, 2010

crop dusted

The art of over taking someone in the isle of a supermarket while dropping a fart.

I hate supermarket shopping someone is about to get crop dusted

by G Focker November 5, 2009

Crop Top

When your friend is significant other is a farmer and the dom they're a crop top

I was with a major crop top last night

by OleRedneckSon December 12, 2021

Tactical Cropping

Knocking out a crafty shit down the old trouser leg.

Guess what Trevor? I did some tactical cropping in town today, funny thing a fat pig slipped in it.

by Ginger Barbarian. June 18, 2020

Crop Dusting

"Drive by" farting that spreads the stench and foulness across a room or area as one walks so that it is smelled by many people.

I'm about 99% sure a student was crop dusting me as he walked by in class today.

by CarlosMarx September 26, 2018

Bitch crop

The act of removing a bitch out of a photo of a desirable man.

I just bitch cropped my boyfriend's ex girlfriend out of this cute picture of him.

by VeronicaG3232 July 22, 2014

Crop Dusting

Farting in public leaving a trail of methane gas and evil for the poor souls behind you

"ahhh the guy in front of us is crop dusting!"

by ahh123 April 11, 2013