potato conversation

an in depth conversation that primarily revolves around the subject of potatoes.

i could just pop a potato in my hand with the raw one and bam potato conversation

by potatoenthusiast July 15, 2021

Stealing the conversation

It's when one uninvolved and uninvited asshole barges in on a private conversation, and dominates it to the exclusion of one of the original people who was conversing. This can be a form of cockblocking.

Jason: John is a complete asshole. Notice how he is always stealing the conversation?

Joe: Yeah, what a fucking cockblocker!

by Jimmy the Dick September 23, 2010

Robbing the conversation

When a complete asshole takes over a private conversation already in progress an ignores one of the people previously in the conversation.

If one does this to his friends, he will soon have none.

Jason is hanging out with Seth and Brad and just talking about whatever. John comes in and starts talking about other shit that Jason isn't a part of, forcing him out of the conversation.

Eventually, Seth and Brad catch on that he is robbing the conversation and they beat the snot out of John.

by Jimmy the Dick September 23, 2010

Swing Chair Conversation

When one sits in an open plan office and the person directly behind you turns their swing chair around, opens their legs to expose tight fitting pants around the gentleman's area while wearing white socks proceeds to shout verbal diarrhoea very loud in your direction, thus preventing you from doing any work and raising your blood pressure.

Oh for god's sake. That F.Witt in the road safety department is having a Swing Chair Conversation again. There goes my bonus for the week.

Oh F.Witt is easing his pants up tight again, watch out for the swing chair convo!

by Zag Lightyear June 11, 2011

converstoption

It's what happens when a conversation comes to a complete halt because someone said something.

"...and then he said that he really liked bunnies!"
"What?!? That came out of no where!"
"Yeah, I know! It was a total converstoption!"

by dreamerpix December 9, 2008

Convershition

The act of two males (or possibly two females) having a conversation while taking shits in adjacent stalls. Generally frowned upon in most social circles.

Jason: How about that local sports team?

Mike: I can't believe they won last night.

Bob: Goddamn it guys, stop your convershition, wipe your asses, and get the fuck outta here!

by Conchords Flight June 6, 2011

Conversationally Impotent

A phrase used to describe someone who starts a texting or messaging conversation only to stop responding after a few messages

Theresa was conversationally impotent when she was making pizzas while logged into Facebook

by Ignoramous July 10, 2011