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conversemo

An emotional conversation, usually between couples with relationship problems.
Susie was hot, but she kept starting starting these conversemos, so I dumped her ass.
by qazwerth October 2, 2007
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mangaltastic converter

machine which one converts their penis from its regular shape, into that of one of an animal or celebrity e.g. a cock shaped as david beckhams face
His cock looks mangaltastic!
by johnny mfh November 26, 2003
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Conversession

A conversation that includes stop and go music sessions. It is thus a combination of the words converse and session.
John had a conversession the other day with a band on a new album.
by jswsctt January 27, 2011
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Converse

Converse, also known as "Chucks", are massively overpriced canvas "Shoes" that are more like socks with rubber soles. They are known to fall apart after only two months of regular use, and are only popular due to their "cute" look and multitude of colors and patterns, an effort to, it seems, imitate the vastly superior Vans. Not only are they fragile, they are also uncomfortable, and can range from passably nice-looking, to ugly as all hell. Despite this, they have a massive following, probably due to the brand's ownership by Nike. This still doesn't negate the fact that they are overpriced and overhyped, cheaply made canvas shoes. People who wear Converse tend to be a whole multitude of "groups", but are most commonly seen on the edgy kids, the "artistic" kids, and the punk kids who desperately wish they were born in the 1970's. Converse are also associated with the offbeat teen film genre, very popular with either adults stuck in their childhood, or basics/posers. In short, Converse are overrated shoes that really should have stayed in the 20th century. One is much better off buying Vans, SeaVees, Adidas, or Huf shoes, as they are in the same $40-$70 price range, and are far more comfortable, durable, and better looking.

-This was written by a teen, so this is not a case of grumpy old man syndrome, and he is quite happy with his Vans and SeaVees
Cuck (who desperately wishes they were born in the 70s, it must have been SO much better back then)- "I just got my new Converse, they're SOOO cute XD"

Me (a sane and rational human being)-"you realize you could have spent those $55 dollars on a pair of shoes that don't disintegrate in the rain, and are ACTUALLY comfortable?"

Cuck- (Goes on rant about retroness and aesthetic, and feels)

Me- (Smiles and shakes my head)
by Supreme_Sucks March 9, 2017
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Converse

A way to dress or be, when one is both conservative and perverse.
by liz390 June 29, 2011
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converception

The art of conversing with one person through various social networking applications at one time, occasionally mentioning one of the conversations in a separate conversation. As in inception, but in the form of conversation.
converception could be chatting, having a wall to wall, and commenting on a photo on facebook with the same person at the same time.
by bellysauris rex December 30, 2011
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converse

rad shoes that are HAWTT, they look sexy on sk8boarders wi shaggy hair <3 NIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!
emos wear converse 2 which makes them cool.. emo boys mmmmmmmmm jk but yah there cool! totally rad shoes
cool but very un-comfy :( but other than that! they are totally rad!!!!!!!! =D
like where did u get those totally awesome pink and black converse?!?!?!?!
by unknown** April 12, 2006
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