Some twat, usually a child, who amasses large collections of worthless items, like toys, baseball cards, or comic books. They typically assume, incorrectly, that their ownership of those thing means they are more knowledgeable than others about the product.
Bob: "Why does that cunt over there have so many fucking Legos?"
Tim: "He's some shithead ultimate collector who thinks he's a Lego god."
Tim: "He's some shithead ultimate collector who thinks he's a Lego god."
by Legocunt August 31, 2017
A person, usually a male, who befriends females (dolls) on social media, such as Facebook, in order to receive personal "adult" photos from them. There is never any attempt to physically meet the women; only to "see" them.
by Doll Collector March 28, 2020
by Holden_minutz23 February 21, 2025
A piece of shit who thought she was a 10 in college when she was really more like a 6. She now fills in the void of her loneliness caused by her lack of male validation with cats.
Her loneliness is almost always a product being a bitch who would complain about a dudes height being under 6 foot. Ironically, they themselves would happen to be 5’2 180 and try to cover their gut with high waisted sweatpants and hoodies.
Her loneliness is almost always a product being a bitch who would complain about a dudes height being under 6 foot. Ironically, they themselves would happen to be 5’2 180 and try to cover their gut with high waisted sweatpants and hoodies.
5’2 180lb Cat Collector: “OMG I wouldn’t go near a guy under 6 foot.”
Absolute king: “Fuck that, boys we leaving her to become a cat collector when she older.”
Absolute king: “Fuck that, boys we leaving her to become a cat collector when she older.”
by DJ Gello September 13, 2021
One who collects bitches in their car/mode of transportation. Often is employed by the HBIC as a designated driver, the one the bitches trust their lives with on the road, or whoever the HBIC can get to pick up the bitches.
"The HBIC requests that you be the bitch collector tonight. We need rides to dinner and then the party after. You have the biggest car." (Bitch to potential bitch collector)
by bat shit crazy August 10, 2010
The pbs kids show that has a awful intro Yes It's Carl The Collector yes it's Carl absolutely Carl Carl The Collector Carl Carl The Collector Carl Carl Carl Carl The Collector
by pnmnmorshshttkork February 11, 2025
by Honestjane843 April 13, 2024