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OMG Coffee it's really you omg
Coffee by Coffee_is_me March 8, 2022
Coffee is nasty
Coffee by Dr. Pensuy January 26, 2022
Person A: How are you not sleepy yet? It's nearly 5am and you still haven't slept!
Person B: Oh, I just had some coffee a couple hours ago.
coffee by gay for ur mum February 16, 2022
The one thing in this world that keeps me sane.
Person 1: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Person 2: *pours a ton of coffee in Person 1's mouth*
Person 1: OH hi there! How was your day?? I hope it was amazing!
coffee is made from a certain animal shit and frozen and chip to pieces to the size of a senzu bean and froze stiff with nitrogen and do not defrost. it is later grounded into coffee ground and poured hot water through it to drink in the morning or to stay away for the beneficial effect of staying up or waking up or warming up in the winter time. it is heated to body temperature degrees like normally shit would be when it comes out of someone ass and drop into cool toilet water and flush down the system. it started in ireland as an fine irish drink but made its way to america and columbia and people add everything to it to make it taste good but some people just like their coffee jet black for some reason.
i got the coffee brewing for you baby, i know how much you love your cup of joe in the morning.
This is a brown-colored drink. Milk, sugar and cream can be added to it, or even cinnamon, ice cream and butter. It contains caffeine, which is what makes drinking coffee refreshing. Caffeine stimulates the nerve system. Children should avoid drinking coffee.
Drinking coffee is commonly drunk in the morning and afternoon.