sex clap

The sound heard when fat people have sex. Generally caused when excess fat slams against one's partner during extreme thrusting.

Bystander 1: Oh shit yo! Allen and Maureen were boning!
Bystander 2: Nah. That's bullshit
Bystabder 1: Fuck you! I heard the sex clap getting louder and louder.

by Yo Yo Fo'K Wit da Pussy Masta July 26, 2006

The Nut Clap

When you shake your body forward and backward vigorously to make a clapping sound when your testicles smack off your ass and pelvic area

I had the whole party laughing when i did the Nut Clap.

by Tim And Chris February 16, 2003

clap your cheeks

to beat someones ass

boi I am going to clap your cheeks if you don't get over here

by nheufchuef May 26, 2018

Thunder Clap

The act of thrusting ones waist back and forth causing a man's scrotum to to slap the gootch creating a clapping noise.

*At the Superbowl*

Boy: "Shit bro, my hands are full."

Friend: "You can always Thunder Clap"

Boy: "If I must." (clapclapclap)

by thunderclappingpro April 7, 2011

clap back

to return fire.

if someone shoots at you, you clap back at they ass.

by the mighty Ru March 20, 2004

Wet Clap

First, shove your fist up a girl's vagina. Then you shove your other fist up the girl's ass. Then you open your hands and clap them together multiple times.

Jack gave Jill the wet clap last night. Jill had to go to the hospital for surgery.

by Master Xploder March 12, 2009

clap dinosaur

Adj or noun
1. A clap dinosaur is an ugly ass person, almost dinosaur like in appearance.

2. Most commonly found in geological formations dating to the very end of the CretaceousPeriod, about 68–66 million years ago, in Western North America, making it among the last of the non-avian dinosaurs.

wagwan with that ting over there? She a clap dinosaur

Did you watch Jurassic World? You look like that Clap Dinosaur ahlie?

by SmallPOT December 10, 2018