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Chubbamuffin

a nice way to say someone is fat or a fatty
A:hey whatcha eating
B: dude im working on my third big mac
A:what of the week?
B: no of the day!
A:wow what a chubbamuffin
or
A:i dont feel so good man
B:why? you ok man
A: i dont know man i was feeling like a chubbamuffin and a gallon of ice cream.
Chubbamuffin by C-dizzle nizzle December 7, 2009

Chub Norris 

A male that wanks his own chub with such veracity it’s like he’s practicing some unmatched fighting skills.
My roommate is chub Norris. You’ll hear it pounding shortly.
Chub Norris by Dick Onchin October 8, 2020

aqua chub 

To become erect while submerged.

To pop a chub in water.
"i was dancing with this guy in pool and he popped an aqua chub"
aqua chub by "wheat" September 25, 2007

packing chub 

When a man gets an erection, but it does not lift up. Instead it just stays there but becomes a bit bigger and less soft than usual. That is when a man is packing chub.
"I tried to have sex with this girl, but i don't know what happened. I couldn't get it up. I was just packing chub.
packing chub by Dictionroy June 23, 2010

Flubb-Chubb

A semi-erect or semi-flaccid penis (depends upon your outlook you know glass half empty or glass half full).
My economics teacher gives me a Flubb-Chubb.

Rachel was grinding into my cock n balls the whole concert but I only got a Flubb-Chubb.

My uncle tried to give me a handy last night but I only got a Flubb-Chubb.
Flubb-Chubb by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018

Grub on the Chub

V. -To perform oral sex on a chubby-obese Female.
Greg: Dude... I'm not doing it.
Randy: You gotta Grub on the Chub if you want her to keep calling you back, bro.
Grub on the Chub by pynchen June 29, 2013