Audit Chat

The systematic, meticulous and highly persuasive bullshit that is said or written when an Auditor doesn’t have or cannot be bothered to provide a legitimate logic for the rationale they have used for an audit methodology.

Dude, just give it some Audit Chat, always does the trick

by Lord of the Ledger July 4, 2011

chat siberia

Virtual location one is sent to while waiting for an upset friend to start talking to you again. All incoming communications are halted while one is relegated to chat siberia. Chat siberia is characterized by a very cold, lonely, silent feel.

Mabel threatened to send Lucy to chat siberia if she fed into the drama created by a third party.

by dmkrs October 15, 2007

chat tease

Someone, whose status is always shown to be available on G-chat, or any other IM service, regardless as to whether they are available or not. Leaving their friends to ponder whether or not they're being snubbed.

Amber is such a chat tease. She's on day and night, but you never know if she's really there, or she just hates you that day.

by Whendovescry4blood September 1, 2009

chat monkey

A person that logs into an online game for the sole purpose of chatting.

Man, I never see that guy doing any thing here but chat in trade. He is a real chat monkey!

by chiphead.net March 29, 2009

Split chat

Two people chatting on two different chat clients at the same time, splitting time and conversation. A question on one chat client could be answered on the other chat client and so on...

A typical example of height of craziness and/or fun. Could also be due to inconsistent problems with the connections in either of the chat clients.

Split chat example
Yahoo1: How ye doing?
GTalk2: Good How do you do?
GTalk1: Good. What r u doing this weekend?
Yahoo2: Going out shopping. How abt u?

by prmsheriff June 30, 2011

Chat GPT

A homework helper

I don't even need to do my homework anymore, Chat GPT is doing everything for me

by WeAre300_kids June 2, 2023

Chat GPT

Chat GPT (Generative Pre-trained Transformer) is an artificial intelligence (AI) language model that uses deep learning algorithms to generate human-like responses to natural language input. It is designed to engage in conversational interactions with users, providing relevant and coherent responses to their queries or statements. Chat GPT is trained on large amounts of data and can learn from previous interactions, making it a powerful tool for creating chatbots and virtual assistants that can provide personalized and engaging customer experiences.

This was literally written by Chat GPT

Help Mr. Vet my dog is bleeding out
Sorry I can't help you I passed college using Chat GPT

by error 69420 March 29, 2023