Cannon Mayonnaise

Ejaculation, cum

“He gave me that cannon mayonnaise

by LeftNutCuzIAintRight March 20, 2026

Cannon Fodder, canUnon fodUder, cannoN foddeR

Cannon Fodder, canUnon fodUder, cannoN foddeR

Cannon Fodder, canUnon fodUder, cannoN foddeR

by LeSouffleDeVersailles April 23, 2025

Cannon Thibodeau

he doesnt want you vro… 💔🥀

person 1: yo thats cannon thibodeau
person 2: man vro he doesnt want you 💔🥀

by lynn.xxxx May 26, 2025

Parts Cannon

When a mechanic has no ability to troubleshoot a problem. Instead shoots the "parts cannon" at the problem. He ends up replacing every component in the system in hopes of fixing whatever was causing the problem. A complete waste of material and labor.

Customer: My breaks are squeaking.
Dumb Mechanic: You need new brake calipers, pads, rotors and wheel bearings. FIRE THE PARTS CANNON!

by flying July 3, 2012

Neo armstrong cyclone jet armstrong cannon

A legendary and powerful weapon used by the Inuisei Amanto when they first arrived on Earth and it gave them an overwhelming advantage over the Earthlings, assuring their takeover of Edo and Earth. This weapon was also used in several other galactic wars throughout history.

Isn't that a Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon, oh it's high quality too.

by Katsura_san January 16, 2021

Sludge Cannon

A human being who, often due to an excessively chilli-heavy diet, has not produced a solid stool in years.

Simon, a notable Sludge Cannon, is barred from every public lavatory in the north of England.

"Mummy, does Uncle Simon wear plastic underwear because he's a sludge cannon?"
"No, dear, it's because he's a massive pervert."

by Lancaster's Second Finest June 12, 2016

Caramel Cannon

A nickname for the anus when you suddenly have to take a toxic violent shit with powerful force and high velocity. Usually these shits splatter everywhere leaving a large mess. The immense pleasure of such a brutal shit leaves you feeling very proud and confident.

Babe, I need to go to the bathroom right now!!! My caramel cannon is about to erupt everywhere!!!!

by BigDickChad69BroDude March 2, 2021