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Cannibalistic Vegetarian 

A person whom refuses to eat any animal products (i.e. meat...Or anything that is torn off a non-human animal's body.) but may be willing to eat the flesh of other humans. And babies.
Man: Why won't that Freak over there eat this hotdog made of cow anus?

Woman: Because she's a Cannibalistic vegetarian.

Man: What the hell does that mean?

Woman: Stick your arm out in front of her and you'll find out.

cantibal 

someone who eats a person, yet embarrassingly enough... cannot digest it.
"did you hear about jose.??? he made a stew out of that girl, but got sick after eating it."

"hah. thats what he gets. hes a cantibal.
cantibal by Slatoi February 9, 2009

Canniblanket 

A blanket with a marijuana (cannibus) leaf design on it.
Katie is walking around with that Canniblanket around her back like she is Bob Marley or something.
Canniblanket by So baked November 17, 2010

Canniblocked

Being sabotaged while trying to smoke some weed.
Son, I was tryin' to smoke some chronic in my room, but over my loud music I thought I heard my dad and got Canniblocked.

Cannibalistic Hot Dog 

If you were a hot dog and you were starving in the desert would you eat yourself?
I know I would, I'd slather myself in mustard. I'd be delicious.
Cannibalistic Hot Dog by bf December 10, 2004

Anal Cannibalism 

When two or more humanoids face one another back to back, spread their cheeks exposing their crevices, and force their exits to kiss passionately.
I better not wipe today, cuz if I'm lucky tonight Sally and I are going to get our anal cannibalism on.
Anal Cannibalism by peeinmybutt February 16, 2006