vegetarian cannibal

A person who swallows semen.

“Yeah she don’t eat meat but she will consume that animal byproduct when you cum. She’s a Vegetarian Cannibal.”

by MadScientist1634 May 9, 2019

Shock Cannibal

A person who eats another person not for sustenance but instead to instill fear in their enemies.

"Have you seen that cannibal Haitian warlord named barbecue?"

"Yeah I have but I think he's more of a Shock Cannibal than a Sustenance Cannibal"

by Tim's Beanie March 14, 2024

Cannibals

You know the horrific thing about cannibals is NOT that they are eating you; it's that YOU know that you're the same but THEY DON'T know that you're the same.

Cannibals "Argh! I'm gonna eat you!"

Food "No! Wait! I'm people too! Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!"

by Hym Iam August 2, 2023

Lettuce Cardboard Cannibal Disorder

A disorder in which the patient is jealous of his or her bestfriend's newly found love. The patient is being ignored or feels replaced/less important than the bestfriends new partner.

My bestfriend got a new boyfriend, and I feel less important, therefore I have Lettuce Cardboard Cannibal Disorder.

by AstronautPorkChop March 19, 2010

Fat ginger jesus cannibal kallum

When describing a man who is fat, ginger and called kallum who is also most likely to eat a person.

"I hate fat ginger jesus cannibal kallum." with aggression

by Joul_Loves October 5, 2023

Cannibalize

To take batteries out of one device to replace dead ones in another

“Yo dude, I need a controller”
“Sure man, lemme cannibalize some batteries from this remote”

by Patrocker0 October 19, 2023

Cannibal

A more accurately scientific word would be homo sapiens. Scientist spent many years studying Ludwig Feuerbach's phrase "you are what you eat" and concluded that the species homo sapiens refer to cannibals

The cannibal accidentally ate a piece of grass. Making him a hybrid between grass and humans

by Shfsjdbrf March 16, 2022