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buttfuck

te be fucked in the asshole and asshole only
barbra:hey babe i just got off of work i will cook when im done
jake:ok
barbra:mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm
door:creeeeak
barbra:wtf
barbra:aaaaah
jake:lol i just came in here for some wet pussy
barba:no just butt stuff

jake:fine
barbra:ugh ugh ugh
jake:oh yeah bitch you like when i buttfuck you dont you
by trizzyjay098 November 19, 2020
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Buttfuck

Something they do in prison if you drop the soap, or even if you dont
1:Man did you hear larry got buttfucked in prison.

2:Man I was just trying to sleep when I got buttfucked in prison
by Billy Scott November 25, 2020
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When a guy sticks his dick/penis in a girls butt/ass AND IT FEELS AMAZING๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ’ฆ
Person one: โ€œ hey, babe, wanna fuck?โ€
Person two: โ€œ buttfuck?๐Ÿ˜โ€
Person one: โ€œ oh yeah๐Ÿ˜โ€
by Mrs.Malfoy๐Ÿ˜ November 28, 2020
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Buttfuck

A person whose weirdness and stupidity is beyond belief
My friend Rodger goes to sleep easier listening to battle sounds, he is a Buttfuck
by TheLadSimon January 29, 2021
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A person who has too much integrity who favors doing the right thing over saving human life with their transparency. Most people who identify as buttfuckers often lack empathy, compassion, and a consience, and often sell their folks down the river when confronted with an ethical dilemma, rather than commit perjury to save someone's life. Immanuel Kant is regarded as the founding father of buttfuckers, due to the categorial imperative stating that lying to save humanity is using others as mere commodities, rather than ends in themselves.
A historical example of buttfuckers are the people who snitched on Anne Frank and her family, while hiding in an attic in the Nazi-Occupied Netherlands. While the action was unethical and wrong, telling the truth was imperative when the SD and Gestapo agents questioned the family who hid the Franks in their attic. Think of integrity as a double-edged sword, on one side it's crucial, but on the other it's precarious because you could hurt or others with your transparency.
by kinghiroichi1 July 1, 2025
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Kentucky Buttfucker

Tell him we want TWO Kentucky buttfuckers, I can see everything in it from here!
by deenjiee November 27, 2025
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Australian Buttfuck

When you put you bendy straw into a brown liquid upside down.
Ben put his straw into his Pepsi upside down preforming an Australian buttfuck
by Florida man 363525 December 20, 2025
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