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Buttfuck a baby duck

When things have gone so wrong beyond "fuck a duck" status. Coined with the implication that pedophilia is one of the worst things to do as a human, coupled with the connotation of humiliation associated with the unwilling recepient of anal sex.
That stupid bitch had to loudly tell me, "Good luck on the statutory charges," in front of that playground. Buttfuck a baby duck.
by Farty McFucker March 16, 2009
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buttcluck

a person who is ignorant and rude and is very stupid and childish!
Justin is a buttcluck!

welcome you buttcluck!
by Jen and britt April 6, 2009
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buttcricket

A person who repeats the same shit over and over in a monotone droning voice. Buttcrickets lack all sense of logic and reason and rely on their incessant repetition in an attempt to drill their nonsensical points into the heads of their victims. Buttcrickets have been listed on the endangered species list.
Brian kept going on and on about the Patriots like the buttcricket he really is.
by sinz0ftheflesh April 24, 2016
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buttlickian

someone who licks butts, also known as a 'buttlick'
lol ur a buttlickian...
by vivakhoaldsnlj August 11, 2006
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chicago buttlicker

When a girl sings the song from the musical Chicago and proceeds to clean out your butt
Oh that girl was a Chicago buttlicker! She totally cleaned me out!
by Lovemuffinmclovin December 10, 2013
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buttfuck love

Buttfuck love is when you don't give a single shit about somebody, you just want to fuck them in the butt.
George doesn't like Kate Upton's acting or personality, but he buttfuck loves her — that is to say he wants to fuck her in the butt.
by XplozionMan June 11, 2014
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butlick

butlick is an individual who gladly kiss/lick behind of higher possitioned people.
He is more than a poltrona, he's a real BUTLICK.
by VlarolCarol The First June 29, 2017
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