Buttfuck

Something they do in prison if you drop the soap, or even if you dont

1:Man did you hear larry got buttfucked in prison.

2:Man I was just trying to sleep when I got buttfucked in prison

by Billy Scott November 25, 2020

The ol' 1979 buttfuck

A more colorful version of the ol' one two punch; the ol' tag and bag; the ol' shake and bake. Basically when you and your homie team up and do something fuckin awesome.

The groom had two Best Men, so we teamed up for the Best Man speech at the wedding and gave it the ol' 1979 buttfuck.

by grizzli25 May 18, 2017

Buttfuck Scramble

When one shoves eggs up their partner's ass, fucks them to crack the eggs, and has that partner shit them back out into a pan to cook and eat the resulting scramble.

"I heard through a grapevine that Brad convinced his girlfriend to try a Buttfuck Scramble, the other night."

by A.O.B.L. October 15, 2023

Buttfuck Mania

Buttfuck Mania is after a long stressful day you just want to come home and rest and more inconvenient things come your way and it is often tiring.

I have work after this stressful day at school this is Buttfuck Mania

by Balls Even Deeper May 17, 2023

Buttfucker 3000

A yoho who logs into a court Zoom meeting with the name Buttfucker 3000 who looks like a discord moderator thats ends up infuriating Judge Jeffery MIddleton into putting Buttfucker 3000 in the waiting room.

“Your name’s not “Buttfucker 3000, you yoho.” -Judge Middleton

by Hanakosmomsimp May 20, 2022

buttfuck

A term used for when you cannot find a shittier word to describe your shit situation.

What the shit Richard, how did you get us lost in the buttfuck of nowhere?

by heinzslurper July 13, 2022

buttfuck busy

A step up from very busy or extremely busy

We were down someone at work today making it buttfuck busy

by BI6TB0NE September 14, 2019