by Avocado And Caitie July 22, 2019
Get the APPLEmug. A species from the planet Spacet Ree in a galaxy roughly translated to Fuck Shit Fuck Cunt Crap. They can reproduce asexually, but have the ability to mate with nearly every known species in the known universe. They have three races: red, yellow, and green, but they can be mixed. They have existed long before the earth had formed, and the apples colonized that planet before humans existed. Their gender can be found by the number of seeds found inside. 0to10 is female, and 11to-0 is male. An apple invented a technique to harness the energy from the mitochondrion to perform extreme tasks in the event that oxygen and nitrogen are not present in the body. They prefer temperatures around -35°F because that is the temperature they are used to, but they speed up and slow down the vibrations of their molecules to match the environment around them. They have been in a near constant state of war for the past fifty trillion years because of a senator messed up a trade route.
An apple landed on Mars 16 1/2 years ago, accidentally insulted the king of the Martian goblins, and was sentenced to anti mercy.
by Doctr Garlick 7248 March 3, 2020
Get the Applemug. by niftypeach September 29, 2020
Get the applemug. Another word for breasts or tits.
People incorrectly replace this word for another fruit known as "melons".
Fuck you Aiden
People incorrectly replace this word for another fruit known as "melons".
Fuck you Aiden
by triaxis April 11, 2016
Get the Applesmug. 
ME: HEY GUY IS AN APPLE A FRUIT OR A VEGETABLE
GUY: ITS A VEGETABLE
ME:*SAYS INTO MICROPHONE “TAKE THE SHOT, HE IS BAD”*
GUY:WHAT!?
GUY :*GETS SHOT*
GUY: ITS A VEGETABLE
ME:*SAYS INTO MICROPHONE “TAKE THE SHOT, HE IS BAD”*
GUY:WHAT!?
GUY :*GETS SHOT*
by Hey I’m an apple a fruit March 15, 2019
Get the APPLEmug. 1: a fucking round red fruit that everyone calls an apple
2: a name for a girl who wants to be fucked
2: a name for a girl who wants to be fucked
by madame-shitbag November 12, 2020
Get the Applemug.