bulgarian toni

When you vomit loud enough for your flatmate to hear and then follow up with equally as loud sex.

Person one: why are you so tired?

Person two: my flatmates did the Bulgarian Toni last night, so I didn't get much sleep.

by jpezza April 8, 2017

bulgarian bench press

the act of lifting ones partner into the air so that they can fellate them, and as they fellate them, you "bench press" them in the air to move the genitals in and out of their mouth

Alexi preformed the bulgarian bench press on beacon

by Murdoc Cain May 5, 2022

Bulgarian

Politically correct term for retard

Ivan: Man, our financial situation is tight. I am thinking about prostituting my wife to make ends meet
Daniel: Man the fuck up, you Bulgarian. Never go full Bulgarian!!!

by Kungfluencer January 13, 2024

Bulgarian Mooseknuckle

When someone takes a hot, steamy, and liquid shit on someone's mooseknuckle while it seeps through their pants.

Dude, my girl just gave me the NASTIEST Bulgarian Mooseknuckle last night. Shit made me mad yonky.

by luhkleekypissyonkycrosont October 15, 2024

Bulgarian Bulldozer

The act of putting a strap on top of your penis to add length and girth. Then bulldoze through two humongous tortas until the strap on breaks. You’ll know it worked when your dick is as flat as a pancake.

I won’t be able to tap again! I had a Bulgarian Bulldozer with Latisha and Beyoncé last night.

by Adolf hurler November 20, 2025

Bulgarian Assault Robot

The Bulgarian Assault Robot is a piece of hyper advanced technology built in the Bulgarian sector of the Balkan rage dimension somewhere between the years 7.3-7.4 quadrillion C.E by hyper advanced Bulgarian Scientists. The robot has the ability to transcend multiple dimensions in order to wipe out its foes with its hyper advanced weapons that can destroy entire universes in the blink of an eye. It is the 3rd most powerful being in the Glorb Gigaverse, and the only two beings capable of defeating it are the legendary Jack Daniels and Tony Roma.

"The Bulgarian Assault Robot just wiped out the shmirg dimension using its Atomic hyper Cannon"

by Still water drinker December 12, 2024

Bulgarian

A terrible derogatory term used to call people who are poor if you call someone this you’re probably going to find yourself in an alleyway dumpster

Shut up Bulgarian

The fuck you calling Bulgarian

by Nukto November 12, 2022