Bryson

Bryson is the name given to a male born in the U.S. that possesses a few distinct qualities. First, those given the name are known to speak wayyyyy too quickly and barely anyone can understand them. Secondly, they boast of their achievements and like to say just how manly they are, even though they have literally NO REAL achievements to boast of. Third, they generally end up starting the developmental stage of puberty in which they begin to form attractions at a very late stage, most commonly to be 40+ years of age. Lastly, they have next to no vocabulary for actual insults, and the most creative thing that a Bryson has ever come up with is "Toilet Lover"

Person with the name of Bryson: *speaking at 100,000,000wpm (words per minute) "Yeah I like was so awesome when I went on that zipline, of course though yeah it was like so high in the air on a tree, and like, was of course very fun to do and I was so manly"

Literally anyone with common human decency who is not named Bryson: "Just, no. Please, just, shut up Bryson! Leave me alone! Just STOP BEING A BRYSON!!!"

by WeebConvertLOL July 20, 2022

Bryson

He loves hams and animating and is 5 inches tall. And he can beat anyone in smash bros and mario kart!

Bryson Is Short

by CunnerAnimation May 19, 2021

bryson

The most perfect guy you'll ever meet. A heart of gold, hilarious, and extremely hot. Bryson's are very loyal and make a long lasting impact on their friend's lives. Everyone loves Bryson.

Person 1: "I think Lilly has a crush on Bryson"
Person 2: "So does every other girl in class"

by Diddy088 February 14, 2022

Bryson

An absolute brown smelly shit

Have you smelt bryson today? He smells like what cane out of my ass this morning

by Biggie chezzzz March 09, 2020

Bryson

A man who likes joost klien and very homo btw

a Bryson is a gay man

by Tarayummy kisser August 18, 2024

Bryson

The most retarded boy you will ever meet. He smells like hotdog water and dates everybody in sight

“ Bryson is the biggest player in the whole school. He smells weird as well.”

by Aliassssshdbd August 04, 2020

Bryson

A cool motherfucker, In every aspect. He loves the "Soarer" which is a naked photo of 50 Cent, He also loves bangin which is banging on something as loud as you possibly could, But watch out for big dad, Big dad will beat the hell out of you if youre doing bangin in his house.

Hey bryson you wanna go do bangin?
Bryson : GRRRRRR *BANG BANG BANG* GET THESE MEALSSSSSS

by aaaaaaaaaahelpmeimbeingraped November 25, 2021