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Girl afternoon brunch

Not what you think.

Defined as modernised loose women in their mid to late twenties. Enjoying female company in a civilised environment, scones and biscuits and cheap prosecco/bucks fizz and other English delicacies.

These women are young, but have experienced life to the fullest and are on the brink of settling down with their partners.. contemplating children, marriage and have just put their deposit down on their first home. They still enjoy the occasional night out, but are equally happy staying at home with the boyf, having a date night in with a Chinese on the way.. followed by cuddles on the couch with the dog snoozing on the carpet and a crap film being played on the telly.

Don't trust these women, they might sound like the wifey type.. but they are the craziest. When she gets home from brunch... bet your ass if she catches you playing FIFA or COD with the lads, she's going to pour hot water on you and shag your best friend while you're at work.
Bruh, why did your girl leave you?

Girl afternoon brunch my G.

Ah man, say no more.
by jumpmanxdxd September 6, 2023
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Boozy Brunch

A meal in between breakfast and lunch that requires mimosas and alcoholic beverages. Most, become intoxicated during the early afternoon hours.
Hey guys did you get invited to Parth’s Boozy Brunch?”
“No he’s going with college friends”
by Pirateblueshu September 28, 2023
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Chicago brunch

This girl at the bar was raving about her boyfriend taking her out for Chicago Brunch
by Brunchfan October 4, 2023
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Chicago brunch

The girl at the bar was raving about how her boyfriend flips her over and takes her for "Chicago Brunch"
by Brunchfan October 4, 2023
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Brunch Titties

Eating Brunch at a classy establishment while staring at strippers.
I have an idea, let’s go down to Cheetah’s for some Brunch Titties!
by Downtown Lee February 18, 2022
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night brunch

when you really want to go to brunch, but none of your friends are available until nighttime on Sunday
who wants to go to night brunch?
by lemonandlimes March 2, 2022
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