Brooklyn Brunch

The act of imbibing a mimosa into ones penis then releasing it on someone's breakfast.

Samantha: Ummm why did the waiter just piss all over my eggs?

Charlotte: Oh, I forgot, this is your first time in the big apple. It's a Brooklyn brunch, hun.

by Little stumpy November 2, 2019

Brunch

When the Boy Q does not want to go for brunch with Queen Bee, but he actually does want to really bad.

"Q lets go for brunch pwease I miss u I have a present for u" "No bitch. I have better things to do. Go with zain"

by The Boy Q November 14, 2023

Brunch

Eating breakfast food while also drinking/ getting drunk

“*8am* Wake up bitch we’re getting brunch”

by HoneyDoo September 24, 2021

Brunch

A person who usually doesn't flush after taking a dump.

"Man that guy is a total brunch! He didn't flush after taking a dump."

by shiza_m January 28, 2022

Brunch Titties

Eating Brunch at a classy establishment while staring at strippers.

I have an idea, let’s go down to Cheetah’s for some Brunch Titties!

by Downtown Lee February 18, 2022

Brunch

A moral justification on why it’s ok to be absolutely plastered despite it not even being 11 A.M.

Linda: Why is Kimberly drunk already? She’s practically unresponsive! It’s only 10:30!!

Michelle: She had brunch today.

Linda: Oh, never mind. I’ve been there too.

by Peanut Brittle 6969420 October 27, 2020