Dirty Bruce 

The act of scratching another person's genitalia, immediately forcing them to smell your hand.

My dad locked me in the garage and gave me the nastiest Dirty Bruce E.V.E.R!

Dirty Bruce by iRepMyDougie April 3, 2011

Bruce Vilanched

to epically fail at a task or goal by an extremely stupid manner.

Kevin tried to do a donkfunkulous jump over the 20 foot wall blindfolded, but totally Bruce Vilanched and smashed his face then began to cry.

Bruce Vilanched by Nevus March 2, 2009

Kick a Bruce day 

October 24 is national kick a Bruce day
Kick anyone with the name of Bruce

“Hey, tomorrow’s kick a Bruce day”

Kick a Bruce day by Bigboi667 October 19, 2019

Bruce 

Bruce is stubborn, selfish, careless friend. If he thinks your not good enough or your toxic to him, he will cut you off from his life. On the other hand Bruce is an amazing, kind guy, always ready to smile. It doesn´t take long for any girl to make the connection. You go from being acquaintances to close friends... to lovers. You can share all feelings with him. Bruces are precisious gift of your life, until they decide that you are not suited for them.

Don´t let Bruce play with your feelings! Don´t let Bruce hurt you!

Bruce by VRsunandmoon June 6, 2018

Bruce Lee 

The most bad ass man of all time.

"Bruce Lee could kick you ass in one punch"

Bruce Lee by Crusty Lasagna May 27, 2016

Bruce Rauner 

The man who ended racism by drinking chocolate milk.

Fuck Obama man, I got my nigga Bruce Rauner!

Bruce Rauner by yuh skrt August 8, 2018

Bruce the Goose 

Bruce is a Canadian goose, named by the students of Illinois State University. Depending on who you ask, Bruce has been

a. Harassing the students of ISU over his local nest made with his wife Lucy, which cannot be removed due to Federal Law
b. Protecting the students from evil outside forces.
c. Replaced by another violent goose who is not really the kind Bruce the students know & love

There has been fan art, goose merch, memes and more made of Bruce the Goose, and he is a campus celebrity.

"Bruce the Goose was surrounded by police today to stop students from picking fights with him"

Bruce the Goose by BillNyeGetsMeCrunk April 17, 2019