Brennan LeJeune

A man with a very small dick, and doesn’t hit puberty until he is 19.
“Brennan LeJeune just sent me a dick pic”

“How big was it”

“I had to use a microscope to see it, has he even hit puberty
by I hate Jews and negros December 02, 2019
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Brennan read

He is commonly known amonst his colleagues as a dosser and a Karen. He constantly complains about anything he gets the chance to. Brennan is a chelsea hooligan who believes that they are better than every other team in existence. He often cries and shouts in disbelief when they lose a game (which is quite a common occurance). Brennan is required to drink at least 5 litres of caffeine per day or he will be moodier than he already is. Brennan takes joy in ruining other peoples day and watching them suffer. He despises poor people and often looks down on them from his high horse.
by e.Trapz April 25, 2023
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The Brennan

When you ignore someone that you care deeply for.
Oh no! Sam just pulled The Brennan!! He's ignored me for 2 weeks now.
by Maroooon February 02, 2021
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Brennan Marano

A boy with a micropenis who tries to compensate with his small penis by buying a Gucci belt that doesn't fit and whose voice cracks sound like a man deepthroating a frog COCK.
Brennan Marano is lardex-destroyer of buffets
by Cayden Ward April 25, 2019
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Brennan Kraft

Brennan Kraft is quiet at first when meeting him, but once he opens up, he will match your energy. Brennan is a person that means dear to you. Someone who will fight for you. Someone who will love you more than he loves himself. Brennan Kraft is handsome, kind, funny, and caring. Brennan is the type of boy who will but you Chinese noodles, trolls gummy worms, root beer, and any kind of chips you want if you say your hungry. He is someone who will ask you what you want 24/7 instead of being selfish. He will treat you right if you treat him right. He is the boy you call if you need help, are in trouble, or if you need to talk. He is someone you can bring home to meet the family and friends. Brennan is the type you want to keep around for a long time.
Brennan Kraft is the boy I want to marry one day.
by BabyBoba May 18, 2022
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Mr Brennan

a very good teacher that loves his kids and hes a chill guy that loves to pick on Mr. Yax because he has no life
by BigGlizzy6969 February 13, 2024
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