Z-Brah

The absolute last friend that a guy contacts in order to entertain the friends of a girl who he is trying to bang.

None of my reliable wing men were available for the weekend, so I had to settle for my Z-Brah to help me seal the deal.

by Arnie Grape September 10, 2022

training brah

An adolescent young male who discovers breasts, and he unwittingly becomes trained by every female he meets to do whatever she says in hopes of gaining potential visual and physical contact with them.

My buddy never grew out of his training brah years, so I never tell him when I'm going to the strip club.

by Arnie Grape May 30, 2021

Penis Brah

A shortening of Penis Brahe, the term used to describe a penis that cannot be used for urination, due to anatomical issues. Penis Brah is named after the astronomer Tycho Brahe, who famously refused to leave a banquet table to urinate until, it is said, his bladder burst and he died. (At which point he could no longer urinate out of his penis.) In truth his bladder did not burst, but he was unable to urinate due to various health issues, and likely died of uremia.

Increased smegma production is an unfortunate result of penis brah -- not unlike how a colostomy results in a cheese-like exudate seeping from the anus over time. In both cases a nurse may assist in irrigating the affected passage.

by whooer's your daddy September 11, 2019

gamer brah

What Kylo Ren would be if he played video games.

"Fucking hell! That whiny bitch just lost us the game, and HE's the one who's getting all salty!"
"Must be a gamer brah..."

by LizardWizard1 June 21, 2016

gamer brah

An asshole who thinks they're good at video games, and in reality, is just salty as fuck about everything. Makes long, obnoxious rants about how developers are "killing the video game industry", and judges games based on how many tits are in them, not what the gameplay is like.

"Man, I love LoL, but I 'm fucking sick of all the gamer brahs."
"Just mute all chat next time."

by LizardWizard1 June 14, 2016

meat brah

When someone does something stupid or makes a fool of him/her self.

My friend tripped and fell flat on his face. We all went up to him and yelled meat brah!

by Soultrain Johnson March 29, 2009

Homie brah

A group of homies that do low key gay stuff around a campfire.

I wasnt invited to the homie brah my man.

by Trinton34 August 5, 2025