An acronym that stands for Beer Pong, Down Town, Down To Fuck.
A lifestyle originated by a group of visionary UTexas college students in Austin, TX.
Typical Thursday/Friday/Saturday Night:
10 PM:
Brethren congregate with copious amounts of beer to cap off the week and indulge in the play of good ol' Beer Pong, while loud EDM/Dub step music plays in the background. Girls often surround the BP table, laughing and cheering on the men.
11.30 PM:
After several rounds of BP, the men reach a checkpoint as they start thinking about leaving their premises to go Downtown (6th Street).
But before leaving, in the spur of the moment, the men shotgun a beer while chanting "Let's get weird" at the top of their lungs.
MIDNIGHT:
Arrive Downtown. Start off with Jagerbombs. Then, go bar hopping to get really hammered and to then find hot women who are DTF.
2 AM
Eat at Big Bite/Kerbey Lane Cafe, or get delicious trailer food. Occasionally, mess with/con people to see their reactions.
4 AM
Pass out with bros or sleep with a hoe. (Bro before hoe, unless hoe wants the bro)
11 AM - 1 PM
Eat Brunch with the bros and rehash the events of yesternight for anyone who suffered a blackout event.
A lifestyle originated by a group of visionary UTexas college students in Austin, TX.
Typical Thursday/Friday/Saturday Night:
10 PM:
Brethren congregate with copious amounts of beer to cap off the week and indulge in the play of good ol' Beer Pong, while loud EDM/Dub step music plays in the background. Girls often surround the BP table, laughing and cheering on the men.
11.30 PM:
After several rounds of BP, the men reach a checkpoint as they start thinking about leaving their premises to go Downtown (6th Street).
But before leaving, in the spur of the moment, the men shotgun a beer while chanting "Let's get weird" at the top of their lungs.
MIDNIGHT:
Arrive Downtown. Start off with Jagerbombs. Then, go bar hopping to get really hammered and to then find hot women who are DTF.
2 AM
Eat at Big Bite/Kerbey Lane Cafe, or get delicious trailer food. Occasionally, mess with/con people to see their reactions.
4 AM
Pass out with bros or sleep with a hoe. (Bro before hoe, unless hoe wants the bro)
11 AM - 1 PM
Eat Brunch with the bros and rehash the events of yesternight for anyone who suffered a blackout event.
Bro 1: "Yo bro, what do you want to do this fine Friday night?"
Bro 2: "Let us follow our tradition of BP DT DTF"
Bro 2: "Let us follow our tradition of BP DT DTF"
by Slick Nick Big Richard Apple M April 16, 2013
Get the BP DT DTFmug. A variant of "that's what she said." Instead of referring to sexual connotations, it is used to refer to spending a lot of money, making a mess, or fucking up very badly. Arose after the 2010 BP oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico.
X: Oh man, I really screwed the pooch on that one.
Y: That's what BP said!
X: It's going to take me all day to clean this mess up.
Y: That's what BP said!
X: I'm paying tonight. The sky is the limit.
Y: That's what BP said!
Y: That's what BP said!
X: It's going to take me all day to clean this mess up.
Y: That's what BP said!
X: I'm paying tonight. The sky is the limit.
Y: That's what BP said!
by Hamfry June 11, 2010
Get the That's What BP Saidmug. The definition of lazy/cheap CEOs, horrible collaboration of ideas/scientists, and a shit-fuck-ton of oil spilled into the Gulf of Mexico.
Simply, a oil spill no one knows how to fucking deal with until shit hits the fan.
Simply, a oil spill no one knows how to fucking deal with until shit hits the fan.
Scientist 1: Dude! Let's use shredded tires and golf balls to stop the oil!
Scientist 2: Or we can use fucking horse shit to stop it! Horse shit!
Logical Scientist: We can also suggest that repairs are done on time and equipment is properly maintained by hiring more workers. It'll only cost --
*Gunshot*
Scientist 3: We're not here to help, we're here to try worthless ideas, and milk these fuckers. This BP Oil Spill will be our cash cow.
Scientist 2: Or we can use fucking horse shit to stop it! Horse shit!
Logical Scientist: We can also suggest that repairs are done on time and equipment is properly maintained by hiring more workers. It'll only cost --
*Gunshot*
Scientist 3: We're not here to help, we're here to try worthless ideas, and milk these fuckers. This BP Oil Spill will be our cash cow.
by Allen75x June 1, 2010
Get the BP Oil Spillmug. Instead of "that's what she said", but referring to an embarrassing situation, or something that one would rather cover up.
Buffy: "I don't want to go to the beach. I'm having a heavy flow day."
Heather: "That's what BP said!"
Heather: "That's what BP said!"
by jasonspsyche June 23, 2010
Get the That's what BP saidmug. "Did you see that kid throw up in the hallway today? The vomit went everywhere!"
"Oh yeah, now that was. a BP oil spill"
"Oh yeah, now that was. a BP oil spill"
by Dr_K4rma April 17, 2019
Get the BP oil spillmug. A company run by a horde of retards who completely fucked up the Gulf of Mexico and the southern coastline with its dangerous oil spill. Also refers to any other company that profusely screws up something major and calls it "a huge and regrettable mistake" (AIG, for example); or it can refer to a group of people who vandalize a person's property or vehicle then hires other people who are willing to take the blame.
Victim: "Oh my gosh! Wtf took the parts off my Lamborghini?" Vandals: "It was Jack and Dick." Victim: "Did you two assholes really do this to my once-good whip?" Fake Vandals: "Yes we did sir." (The oil now leaks out of the hapless piece of junk, then it bursts all over the man's house, much like Old Faithful bursts water out of its geyser-filled hole) Fake Vandals: "Oops, it wasn't us we just got paid to lie to you" (Takes the money and runs off) Vandal #1: "I told yall we shouldnt have trusted dem snitches now we gotta pay him back for collateral damage and spontaneous combustion" Vandal #2: "I know let's give him a BP (blowpop) and he'll probably forget this has ever happened!" Vandal #3: "I agree with him Two Thumbs Up and head raised too." Vandal #1: "Aight, i'm down wit dat." "BP (Big Pussies) all day!" (And what a perfectly great resemblance of Big Pussies that was too.)
by ogdajuiceman June 18, 2010
Get the BP (Big Pussies)mug. Damn, that fatty chick is giving me the vibe. I'm so drunk, it's time for pig sticking. Sportfuck the BP, yeah....
by John John the Madman July 7, 2010
Get the sportfuck the BPmug.