Bobcat Boner Blunder

This one is simple, it is when a cat mistakes your boner for a mouse so it jumps and attacks it ferociously until it bleeds.

1. Hey Steve, my cat did a Bobcat Boner Blunder to me last night

2. I hate it when Max does a Bobcat Boner Blunder to me, it stings.. but I kinda like it

by Soggy sack December 18, 2017

Bobcat

A cougar that used to be a man.

She's got and older. A Bobcat I hear. Go for it.

by Zen Mutty May 17, 2018

Bobcat

A woman who used to be a cougar but has gotten too old

That woman’s not a cougar she’s a bobcat

by Gem May 31, 2018

Bobcat driving

To sit between two men with a stiffy in each hand push into and pulling each one as if you were driving a bobcat.

When on the bench seat of the work truck Jay loved bobcat driving Paul and Troy

by BGS '94 July 4, 2018

bobcat

A woman in her early 30s that likes to date young men in their early 20s because she craves the emotional drama that comes from dating young guys. She’s too young to be a ‘cougar’, but she has ‘cougar-like’ qualities. cougar, panther, sugar mama, sugar daddy, dating, young men, sugar babies, lovers, boyfriend, girlfriend

There are a lot of bobcats in here tonight. I’m 23, I’ve only got a few years left before they won’t be into me anymore.

by joecoolthefool November 5, 2018

Bobcat

A retarded kid that always bitches and buys friendship with money or candy. Their name means little bitch.

Man that kid, bobcat is a fag

by Bobcat gary January 7, 2019

Bobcat

The male version of a cougar. A older man you would like to fuck. Now a serious bobcat is when the guy is really old but still super hot and you would bang him.

Blonde : hey check out that bobcat at the bar.

Blonde : Tara that guy over there is a serious bobcat.

by Bobcat lover May 7, 2019