botatous

Super totally rad maybe even tubular

Wow that was super botatous!! Nice catch!

by Jmoney48 March 22, 2021

Boner Botox

Noun, A fact that makes you not want to sleep with a specific person, the idea being that they have made your penis flaccid (if not straight up numb) for an extended period of time with no potential solution for the problem.

Dude: "Do I know anyone you've slept with?"
Chick: "Yeah, your friend Pete hit it. I liked it a lot."
Dude: "Oh man, I did not ever want to be eskimo brothers with that guy. That is such boner botox."
Chick: "What does that mean?"
Dude: "It means I'm not gonna be able to get it up for you for an extended period of time, but just as long as it takes for the grossness to wear off."

by JewishPube December 14, 2010

botas

Slang for a fat white kid with glasses who usually goes home and does nothing but the same thing everyday.

Justin: Hey Chad i just got back home from playing Maple Story! AGAIN!!!

Chad: Leave me alone kid you are such a botas!

by Nathan Ojuri November 16, 2007

Botard

Losers who are to stupid to pass regular classes, hense the -tard part, so they go to B.O.C.E.S, hense the -bo part. Most of them are stoners and dont deserve to live.

Dude, you're going to B.O.C.E.S? you must be a botard!

by Botard hater August 29, 2005

botard

A retard from Boston (ie Red Sox fans)

Hey Varitek, fuck you! You fucking Botard!

by a-rod August 2, 2004

bota

an acronym for B-breath O-of a T-thousand A-assholes

means you really need some gum....or surgery...

whoa man back the fuck up...you have bota here's a tic tac

by Tingles April 24, 2005

Cincinnati Botox

Similar to a Cincinnati Bow Tie, except instead of the chest, you stick your dick by your lady loves eye and blow loads in her tear ducts. Let the jizz dry and voila, no more wrinkles

My wife was complaining about the wrinkles under her eyes and I had a serious case of blue balls, so I gave her a Cincinnati Botox and now we both feel better. Win Win

by men in tights June 18, 2009