When Someone Is Being A Retard But You Aren't Allowed To Say Retard You Say Betard Since It Has No Offence.
by Wavy Koala September 20, 2018
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Get the Botarte mug."Suzanne keeps talking about marrying Carlos. I'd wish she'd board the clue train and realize that Carlos doesn't want to marry her and all his talk about doing so is just serving her playfood for lunch to shut her up."
by Sparkina1967 July 19, 2004
Get the board the clue train mug.An individual dedicated to the fine art of 'flaming' on internet message boards. Typically long winded.
Fred was insulted that jim called his idea lame. Fred decided to argue his point on the message board.
by Carl Persson April 29, 2005
Get the board warrior mug.A "boardbitch" is a harmless, and somewhat tolerated, troll on a message board, whose attempts and responses to flaming are weak, if not outright lame.
The sign of a good boardbitch is one who takes repeated abuse and keeps coming back for more. Often, the forum will keep the boardbitch around as their "pet"...
by Tori Mentor November 7, 2008
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"If you annoy me one more FREAKIN time I will boardschlap you!"
"Dang, he was well boardschlapped"
"If you annoy me one more FREAKIN time I will boardschlap you!"
"Dang, he was well boardschlapped"
by Nately's Old Man February 17, 2010
Get the boardschlap mug.Someone who is very uncool from the perspective of a surfer of skater. Mainly due to the fact that they are not a part of their community and thus have no board (skate/surf).
Oh man that guy in the red hat on the warf has been acting like that all day, what a Boardless Hodad!
Those jerks down from x, what a bunch of Boardless Hodads
Those jerks down from x, what a bunch of Boardless Hodads
by Amaximus June 20, 2010
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