Bob

A name used for naming anything or anyone you don't know the name of, you forgot the name of or you don't want to tell somebody else the name of.

Why of course I can tell you their name... It's Bob
No, I didn't forget your name, I just like calling you Bob...
Don't bother introducing yourself, I'm gonna call you Bob.

by DorritoPapyrus November 26, 2018

Bob

Usually the name people come up with if they need to think of a male name within 5 seconds.

A: So this dude... Um.. Let's call him....
5 seconds pass...
A: Bob.

by pseudonymousss June 19, 2018

Bob

Bob smells very good.

He goes on walks on Thursdays.

On Fridays he goes to visit his sister.

His sister is sick in the hospital.

I heard him talking to her on the phone once.

His house has a nice 70 inch TV.

He has a puppy named Toto.

I once took Toto.

Bob almost cried because he thought Toto would get run over.
I gave Toto back to him and pretended that I found him in my yard.

I don’t have a yard.

Toto smells like Bob.

Bob almost caught me staring at him from a nearby bush.
I quickly ducked and he didn’t see me.

I then ran home.

I hope I can see him again soon.

Bob smells really really good!

by YOUR QUEEN LORD AND SAVIOR March 19, 2021

Bob

Bob is weird. He thinks that every holiday (except Easter) is Easter. He was disowned at birth from the Staple family. The Staple family keeps him around (for some reason) and keep him in the fireplace.

“ Stay in the fireplace, Bob.”

by RA9 January 17, 2019

Bob

Bob is a name used immediately when you cant think of a name. It is truly inspirational.

I love my friend Bob

by Globglogabgalab72 March 11, 2019

Bob

Deron’s stuffed animal

“Hey Deron do you have bob?”

by Dumbrich November 25, 2019

Bob

Somebody's grandpa who knows a lot about machines, cars, and motorcycles and has a bunch of stories to tell from war to work accidents

My grandpa Bob is a really cool dude

by Jackofalltradesmasterofyourmom July 7, 2021