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Blow up on the launch pad

To blow up on the launch pad means to ejaculate on a woman’s pelvis or vagina before even entering.
*virgin*: Hey bro, I’m about to smash Vanessa tonight!

*bro*: Nice man, just try not to throw up from excitement or blow up on the launch pad lmaoooo!
by Mr.krabbs January 18, 2019
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National Scam children and blow up there house day

National Scam children and blow up there house day is a day on october 1st where you get to legally scam kids and blow up there house with a 100000000000000000 gigabyte file
man: hey kid want free Robux

kid: yes!

*downloads 1000000 gigabyte file*

kid: wait why is my computer smoki

*BOOM*

man: happy National Scam children and blow up there house day
by trrrrrbfhgkje October 13, 2023
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Blowing up this bathroom

Taking the largest most smelliest SHIT in the world.
"Dude, I'm blowing up this bathroom right now."

"What does that mean?"

"I'm taking the most Earth rumbling shit."
by hotcutie February 6, 2024
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my pants are blowing up!

when your shitting yourself so hard that your pants blow up
i think i had to much taco bell... AHHH my pants are blowing up!!
by some stupid guy September 5, 2023
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blow up

To light up or/and smoke a joint, blunt, spliff, etc
Yo man I got some fresh Gorilla Glue let's blow that shit up!

This party is wack af bruh lets go out and blow up some.

Come here boy, I'll let you blow this jay up.

He said he bringing some fat ass joints for all of us to blow it up after classes.
by Crank White July 13, 2022
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Blow this up

Blow this up pls, I want likes!!
Blow this up Karen!!
by Lsknensjis August 31, 2022
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blow up job

Yo! Did you see him give Frosty a blow up job in the front yard?!
by LadyLonglegs34 May 14, 2021
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