old man bitner

a faggot who presses charges if u walk by his house; also gets jumped by fetters

old man bitner is a pussy

by bill brasky April 26, 2005

bitterbits

'bitterbits' is the name given to someone whose 'bits' are bitter in taste.

I don't think I'll call Janie, she turned out to be a bitterbits.

by JeSuisSteph March 27, 2008

Bitterwood

An amazing book by James Maxey that has the action and adventure of the Lord of the Rings but follows the laws of physics and is scientifically possible. The sequel to this book is called Dragonforge.

Person 1: Have you heard of that new fantasy book?

Person 2: Yeah, it's called Bitterwood, isn't it?"

by Austin Lynch October 18, 2008

bitter Sharks fan

A warm weather (figuratively and literally) hockey fan who has probably never seen ice outside of a drinking glass. Their frustration with the failure of their local squad has reached a point where their capacity for cognitive thinking is permanently impaired.

"Did you see that call?? The Wings player was clearly using The Force to knock our guy into him causing the interference! The NHL hates us!" - a bitter Sharks fan

by definitelynotlefthighkick April 28, 2010

bitter brown salt

It's a slang for MDMA crystal

Did u get some of that bitter brown salt last night?'

by Moschinoslave February 20, 2017

bitter

to be pretty damn upset about something salty

(also used by Obama<3)

After Mrs. Koslov said her lab was 5 mins. late and she would lose 20 points, Tnay was bitter for the rest of the period.

by LizzBizz May 25, 2008

bittertweet

The act of sending a tweet in which the user reflects on a sentimental moment of their life, i.e. a graduation, the end of a life period, or the passing of a loved one.

"OMG No longer in high school!!! Gonna miss it but moving on to bigger and better things!"

"RIP Grampa Joe. You lived a great long life but I'm glad you're in a better place now."

"All these bittertweets are bumming me out, man."

by SamSJS June 22, 2012