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Biting Bismuth

Doing something very dumb, but sometimes it ends up turning out good.

The term originated from a video on youtube named "BREAKING NEWS: adult man purchases 150$ of crystals", where, when trying to open the package of bismuth, he bit the bismuth inside. He ended up getting the bismuth out of the package.
Person A: I'm gonna go skydiving, without a parachute.
Person B: That's like biting bismuth.
Person A landed in a forest, and was able to call 911 to the rescue. Person A ended up with a lot of broken bones, but recovered.
by BeepBeepImEep July 20, 2021
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biting nail addiction

person: you have a biting nail addiction
another person: no *bites nails*
by icantrn November 19, 2021
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Biting Bum

To suck up to someone for no reason at all
Sam: Look at the way Jim is sucking up to Laura
Tom: He is really biting bum
Sam: ya it's so disgraceful
by smartguy360 November 11, 2022
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Batting Merrins

Australian slang saying for when someone is dating a person who is a significantly higher catch than themselves.w

The saying is a variation on the term "Batting Overs" which literally means you're batting above your average, but colloquially refers the above dating reference. It originated as a comment on former Rugby League player Trent Merrin during the time he was dating/engaged to professional surfer Sally Fitzgibbons.
Guy 1 "Have you seen his new girlfriend? She's so much better looking than he is"
Guy 2 "Yeah, he's definitely batting Merrins"
by JimmyTI May 16, 2023
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Nerf Batting

Verb
The act of using one's penis or penis like object while erect like a baseball bat to hit the other individual on or around the face during sexual intercourse. Usually a surprise, the purpose is not to cause the most damage or pain (a Foul) but to see first how far the "batter" can swing the penis or penis like object from the original position to point of contact with as much flair as possible. Typically scored like baseball using the base and strike out system one can factor their score by the distance, style, amount of time swinging, location of impact, sound of impact, and other factors of their swing.
"Billy said his Tinder match was so bad in bed rather than say anything he tried Nerf Batting her so she would leave."
"What happened?"
"She was shocked and left right after, but he said it was a Home Run so it was all worth it in the end".
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wed-betting

Wagering on how long a newly-hitched couple is gonna stay married. Besides potentially being a significant drain on your financial resources, this unhealthy gambling practice can also reduce bladder-control while you're asleep.
Marriage is a very uncertain thing, so one would have no guarantee of coming out ahead with wed-betting. If it is difficult to resist the temptation just on its own, however, perhaps the prospect of having smelly dampened sheets and blankets could be emporium of a "supplementary" deterrent to prevent you from caving.
by QuacksO January 6, 2020
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Motor Butting

Verb, the act of motor boating a buttocks of your partner by placing one’s face directly between the butt cheeks of his/her partner and blowing air quickly to create a motor boat sound.
Michael placed his mouth on Frances buttocks while paddling out on a surfboard at the regatta and was motor butting her like a pro.
by Crobes August 16, 2021
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