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bisexual

Either male or female likeing either genders sexually, romantically or whatever. They enjoy the presence of both sexes. They are not confused or can't decide. They just like both.
not needed, who doesn't understand bisexuals????
by mypain_mypride June 30, 2006
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Sexual Bases

1st Base - Kissing, open mouth. Also any above the belt touching is included in this base.

2nd Base - Hands below the belt.

3rd Base - When mouths are used below the belt. This base also includes the sex toys.

Home Plate, (Home Run) - Intercourse

5th base or 'The Dugout' - Anal Sex.

A grand slam, would be achieving all of these on a first date.
First, Second, and Third are the typical sexual bases. Anything beyond those and you probably aren't using baseball metaphors any longer anyways!

(Unless of course referring to 'The Dugout', because that's just hilarious!)
by Cathy Guiltt February 17, 2014
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biseinen

A man who is pretty as apposed to handsome. Older than a Bishounen.
Gackt & Hakuei are Biseinen.
by Allaiyah June 25, 2004
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trendy bisexual

To add to these several definitions that are all stating the same thing...

While it is known that many "trendy" bisexual's only do it to fit in, not much is known about the "average" (lol, irony?) trendy bi group.

Usually consisting of "angst ridden" teens between the ages of 13 and 18, they've, for the most part, died their hair black and resemble your stereotypical goth. Most of them will believe that being in this group, being "bi" makes them different; original, even.

However, the hypocrisy here is so thick that it can be cut with a knife.
The real hypocrisy comes in the form of the name. "trendy." To become bi was, for these people, a way to fit in with the "cool" kids. Of course, these people would rather die before calling themselves "cool." That would only defeat the purpose. Instead, the group as a whole calls themselves anything else. Typically outsiders, or loners, when really their "bi" clique (which, at this point, no longer accepts new "bi" people) has amassed numbers resembling a small night club. What was once a small group of trendy posers in denial becomes a club of them, and nobody wants that.

It especially sucks when one of your friends goes "bi," but instead of still being your friend joins the "bi" kids and all but ditches you.

Of course, while this might not apply to all groups (read: yours) it is certainly true for the vast majority. And if you happen to be in one and think it isn't true, ask yourself: When was the last time you saw a new face in your group? If you can't remember, then congratulations! You've become a trendy clique, you stupid hypocritical bastard.

And don't try getting new members just to prove me wrong. That just makes you worse. Bitch.
Just attempting to expand a bit on this definition of "trendy bisexual."
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Biesbian

"Erghk! There goes that fuck-tard Justin Bieber" Alex exclaimed with disdain. "Nah, don't worry its just another Biesbian" Melanie casually replied.
by Miffy Styles July 14, 2010
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Bisexual

Being bisexual means that you're attracted to girls and boys.
"I'm attracted to boys and girls, what does that mean?"
"You're bisexual"
by oddy August 12, 2014
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Bigest

Adjective meaning: largest. Used by uneducated cunts that can’t spell “biggest”, mostly French people.
- That’s the bigest d*ck I’ve ever seen!
• That’s the dumbest spelling mistake I’ve ever seen.
by itsbpr June 10, 2018
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