After five long years, you finally catch up with your cousin. He’s casually chilling on the couch, reading a magazine. When you ask how he’s been, he gives you a smug look and says, “I’m doing better than you.” He repeats this, then sarcastically says, “No, no, no, I’m joking.” But he keeps repeating it. You start to feel bad about yourself.
Example : You: “Hey man, it’s been a while. Long time no see! What have you been up to in life?”
Cousin: “…………I’m doing better than you………..No I’m not………..Yes I am”
Cousin: “…………I’m doing better than you………..No I’m not………..Yes I am”
by Anonymous annoymous 12345 July 20, 2025
Get the I’m doing better than youmug. Chickens are the greatest source of food and happiness. I have 2 chickens and made a coop for them. Once they were making there way into the coop they were falsely accused of pooping on eachother, Mr. Bacon would never do such thing to Ms. Pancake. I just want to make it clear they are good animals
by Chicken Man is built different November 17, 2020
Get the chickens are better than a person in my cohort's opinion on chickensmug. by skencbck September 5, 2021
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by Phd in Sexology May 4, 2021
Get the Better than pussy itselfmug. by Fritis666 January 25, 2019
Get the youtube is better than bootymug. 
usually a prisoner chooses bread instead of a key, and is usually someone who thinks it tastes better than key.
by aviation lover 123 July 8, 2025
Get the Because bread tastes better than keymug.