Berlin Skokov

A drunk alter ego. You may think that he is named after the Capital of Germany, however he is deeply Russian and actually built the city brick by brick. Berlin is known for his iconic catchphrase "My shit poops." Berlin Skokov is to be feared and admired. If you encounter Berlin in the wild, please proceed with caution.

My name is Berlin Skokov, where is my cousin?

by Berlin Skokov February 28, 2023

Berlin surprise

The act of organising a birthday party for someone on a WhatsApp group that they are on. To both maintain an air of semi-secrecy and still respect the birthday haver’s wish of no surprise party, messages are typed and sent ‘quietly’.

Griff: ok guys, next Wednesday it is
Meg: Thilo is on the group though so we all have to type quietly

Gabe: ah, a good ole’ Berlin surprise

by Ashley Coates March 2, 2023

Berlin syndrome

This term is used to describe a situation when someone moves to Berlin and suddenly change their appearance and style adapted to the culture of the city. It mostly affects both men and women who dress up in a more orthodox fashion.

Did you see Steve? He caught the Berlin syndrome ever since he moved there. He started painting his nails and wearing skirts.

Remember Joan? He is another victim of the Berlin syndrome ever since he grew out his hair...

by Bolodogolovski June 17, 2024

Berlin souvenir

Catching a sexually transmitted disease (STD) while on vacation in Berlin.

Man, I've got some nasty discharge after making out with that guy in the dark room. It might be a Berlin souvenir.

by Teletebbi April 2, 2024

West Berlin

A capitalist island located in the middle of Communist East Germany during the Cold War that is filthy and dirty as shit with cheap apartments in the city along with the city being filled by French, American and British guys occupying Berlin since the end of WW2 and most of them got drunk and vomit on the filthy streets of West Berlin.

Male: Yooo I'm gonna move to West Berlin
Female:YOOOOOOOO isnt that place dirty and filthy being filled by British American and French guys who never wanna leave since the end of WW2
Male: YOOOO its fine apartment is very cheap there
Female: but its filthy and dirty you know?

Male: I know, thats why I love you and why ur gonna move to West Berlin with me honey

by Grumman F-14A Tomcat May 5, 2024

East Berlin

An even filthier and shittier part of Berlin during the Cold War packed with Soviet Soldiers who like the French British and American on the Western side, think that the party after WW2 is not yet over so they stayed with the destroyed building from the battle being replaced by mostly shitty ass looking pre fab concrete commie blocks found across the shitty Eastern Bloc.

Male: Honey, once we move to West Berlin, we're gonna shop our groceries in the East.
Female: EWWWWWWWWWW thats even shittier and filthier than West Berlin packed with Russian guys who like the American British and French thought the post battle party never ended and the city is gross with many shitty pre fab concrete commie blocks everywhere
Male: I know thats why I love you so much and we're gonna have a wedding in the S-Bahn station in East Berlin with me inviting Soviet, American, British and French Soldiers, Officers and Generals

by Grumman F-14A Tomcat May 5, 2024

Berlin Sober

To abstain from all drugs and alcohol except for ketamine.

Svenja is a cheap date, she’s berlin sober. I just get her sprudel and schorle at the bar…

by Beet girl May 30, 2024