bewbs

a variation of the spelling of boobs, aka boobies or breasts
also, a direct spelling of the way the word "boob" is pronounced by a lisp ridden person

Hey there my lispy friend. hi There, nice bewbs

by csmo0th December 7, 2009

Justin Beiber

An evil creature that bleeds once a month yet does not die. It is alergic to criticism and puberty. It's origins are unknown. though it was probably found somewhere in the woods and summoned by the necrinomicon to bring pain to Sensible people and to take the souls of 11 - 14 year old girls. It has been written in ancient scrolls that armageddon would come to talent if she should rise. Music tried to stop it but Usher fucked it up.

Me: So did you hear about that-

JB Fan: OH MY HOLY CRAP MY PANTS JESUS CUTE GOD THIS KID IS HAWT THATS RIGHT HAWT LIKE MUFFINS! Justin Beiber!

Me: What the hell did you say?

JB Fan: IM A MARRY HIS ASS,ASS,HES CUTE MUFFINS, PINK,MUFFINS!!! HE LIVES INSIDE ME!!! YOU SHALL NEVER RETRIEVE THE NECRINOMICON!!!

Me:(scared Voice) Can..Can you please stop?

JB Fan:(foaming from the mouth) (growling)RAHHARGAGARGARGH!!! JUSTIN BEIBER!!! RAGHHH!!!! (runs away)

Me: Holy Shit..SHe came out of nowhere!

by Fredrick Santos October 15, 2010

beebster

What once was a nickname for a cat, this versatile word can now be used as an expletive, a meaningless modifier, filler text, or phallic innuendo.

Not to be confused with Justin Bieber, though he quite possibly may be the biggest beebster around.

My favorite food is beebster. So, I beebstered to the beebster store, picking up some beebster juice and a fresh loaf of beebster, but guess what? I forgot the canned beebster. Oh well. Beebster that. On my way home, I encountered a litter of beebster kittens. I sure do love beebster kittens. They're so beebstering cute and cuddly. I wanted to bring the beebsters home with me, but my girlfriend said no. I was so depressed, I just beebstered around by myself. But later, to make up for it, my girlfriend poured sweet and sour sauce all over my beebster. "Oh my beebster!" I exclaimed.

by 69xBOBxSAGETx69 May 10, 2011

justin beiber

a guy who has no balls :)

he has no balls
it must be justin beiber

by bellbo45 November 30, 2010

beish

A word commonly used to describe a female that has unpleasant qualities such as a constant unpleasant attitude. Beishes are known to criticize small and trivial things about other females as well as males that a non-beish would not. Beishes are promiscuous in nature and tend to have a low intellectual capacity. They are often considered desirable by males in their late teens that are looking for unemotional sexual encounters and an easily abused inferior.

"That stupid beish! She's only good for teh saix!"
"That dumb beish made fun of the color of my shirt. Who the fuck cares about shit like that?"
"Man, I need some beishes, they're always good to boost my self confidence."

by Simpz0rz April 19, 2006

Beiberfile

A younger person (under the age of 16) crushing on someone much older then them. Usually a bieber fan, aged between 4-12 who wants to marry Justin Bieber who is nearly twice their age.

John: Oh my God That girl is such a beiberfile
Jane: I know right he's nearly twice her age.

by Beiber Hater October 21, 2010

Mini-Van Beiber

an teenage boy, who has not hit puberty, who has a high voice and rides around in his moms mini-van.

Well i tell you that Steve is just a MINI-VAN BEIBER!

by Twin Boobies!!!! January 20, 2011