bedroom bored

sexually frustrated or getting bored of sex with a person

im so bedroom bored i will tap that

by Kaptain Kopperburg November 3, 2010

bedroom bats

When a naked man stretchs his scrotum, batwings like.

i went back to this man's place last night and he greated me with bedroom bats.

by -OB December 29, 2020

the guy in the bedroom

That man has a massive cock

the guy in the bedroom could mean a man who waits for you, and has intercourse

by cramon November 21, 2022

Bedroom Bowling

To put your thumb in the vagina and a finger or two in the asshole simultaneously.

I went bedroom bowling with your mom last night.

by Metalmofo666 April 26, 2023

Painted trim in the new bedroom

The act of rubbing one's clitoris for sexual pleasure.

Yeah I was waiting and nothing happened so I painted trim in the new bedroom

by SweaterYamsAreMyJam September 2, 2022

Bedroom Fish-Fry

When your girl gets that bad Charlie horse in her thigh and you use olive oil to massage it out for her, but then when you go to lick her meat wallet it smells like it's been sautéed.

Damn, Cara had a Charlie horse I'm her thigh. I massaged it with oil, but when I went down on her later I totally got that bedroom fish-fry.

by RubberDucky087 February 24, 2023

bedroom mixer

A person who likes techno and dance music and the art of the DJ who can seamlessly and creatively mix tracks together. The person typically has a DJ set up of two record/CD decks in their bedroom where they try to emulate (and usually fail) to recreate that art form.

John is buying some new records in town today, he wont come out tonight as he'll be doing his bedroom mixer routine with them.

by simonjblake October 23, 2018