Kraken Somebody

"Kraken somebody" refers to the kinky act of a Kraken or related species to use tentacles in a raughty manner.

Octupus: "Dawg I'm gonna Kraken somebody today"

by Orphic ichor December 18, 2024

To fuck the life out of somebody

When you have an abusive tendency to suck the life out of people, making them question their reality and leaving them fucking empty inside.

I've been in a long-distance relationship with a narcissist. He's been using sex to squeeze some money out of me, so that I would pay for him to come over.

He shoots back that he "really is going to fuck the life out of me".

To fuck the life out of somebody

by podoutboo April 09, 2024

National "Slap somebody that has the nickname Cloud" Day (October 23rd)

If your friend has the nickname "Cloud", you get to smack them.

"Cloud" - hi
friend - guess what day it is
"Cloud" - what

oh shit
friend - its national "Slap somebody that has the nickname Cloud" day (October 23rd)

by notkenzieee October 23, 2023

Maybe to somebody but definitely not in comparison to you

A good response (situationally) to things. It's good it sounds good.

Hym "Maybe to somebody but definitely not in comparison to you. Do you believe in talking donkeys? Yes? Yeah, see that's why you shouldn't be directing statements like that at me."

by Hym Iam January 27, 2024

Somebody-elsie

1. The opposite of a selfie
2. When someone else takes a photo for you

Hey man, I can't get the right angle for my selfie, can you take a somebody-elsie for me?

by SubwaySandwich October 18, 2022

SOMEBODY SMELL LIKE SHI

when somebody has such a bad, horrendous (usually extremely down bad take) and you wonder: dang, does this person ever go outside?

someone: i wish i had a goth gf who'd call me a good boy and crush my head in between her face
(btw the "goths" they usually talk about are actually tiktok "y2k" girls or 2020 e-girls living on for something lets leave 2020 in the dirt!!)
everyone: SOMEBODY SMELL LIKE SHI :33

by deporitazfan43 April 24, 2024

Somebody

Once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed

Person 1: Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed
Person 2: She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead

by JeffDHAMO August 08, 2021