Bathroom Tag

When three or more people are seated at a restaturat
and commence to visit the bathroom, one at a time, effectively preventing their server from establishing proper contact and gathering a complete order and throwing off the "natural" order of the restaurant.
Manager: "Did you greet table 7 yet? cause I'm giving you a party of 12"

Jones: "No i didn't , they're playing bathroom tag and putting me in the weeds"
by billytese August 29, 2010
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Bathroom rights

The right for getting to use the bathroom more then once.
Shweta once said " MRS. LAZZARI! i want my bathroom rights! I want to go to the bathroom freely without ur pestering!"
by Sweater Pattinson May 17, 2009
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bathroom singer

a person whose voice is so hoarse that he is not fit for singing but who likes singing when he is alone at home. Such a person frequently sings when he is taking a bath in his bathroom.
He is no singer. He is just a bathroom singer. Any doubt, eh?
by uttam maharjan January 26, 2010
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Cleaning The Bathroom

when a Bulimic girl turns on all the water (shower tub and sink) to cover up the sounds of her throwing up.
Mom: wow Mary really likes to clean the bathroom, to bad she dos'nt do a good job)

ex2

Mary turns on all the water to hide sounds of her throwing up (her mom is dumb enough to think shes "cleaning the bathroom")
by Frankie nj April 17, 2007
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Bathroom Basketball

A game whose origins are from an "Olde English" sketch.
The target of this game is simply to throw rocks or different unrelated items into the far stall of the public bathroom.
The presence of people inside these bathroom stalls seems to have no effect on the results of this game.
Tavit: Hey, who wants to play bathroom basketball?
Hana: B-Bathroom basketball? How do you play?!
Tavit: It's easy, you just take some rocks and throw them into that stall over there.
Hana: A-All I got are these carrots.
Tavit: Oh!
David: I've got rocks. I've been waiting for a moment like this.
by Fish Beast of Aberdeen November 15, 2006
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bathroom buckshot

The act of having explosive diarrhea in close proximity to a toilet which results in fecal matter splatter on said toilet and nearby areas. Fecal matter splatter resembles the pattern of buckshot or birdshot. Usually associated with Radar Ass or Radar Butt.

Antonym: Immaculate Defecation
Guy 1 - Dude, I had such bad ED that I barely pulled down my pants and BAAMM. Bathroom Buckshot.
Guy 2 - Nasty, good thing we are at White Castle.
by 2Black2Strong May 27, 2014
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go to the bathroom

To go to the bathroom is to cheat. Mostly used by immature middle schoolers when they go to the bathroom and look up answers on their iphone.
Zarqa: I'm going to fail this test! I didn't study I was too busy on my insta
person two: just go to the bathroom ;)
by samthatloser December 17, 2018
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