Bob

The guy mom says not to worry about when dad is not home "getting milk." He may not have arms, but he's still a human being okay?!

This is Bob
He has no arms.
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Well it isn't f@$king Bob now is it?!

by AlexComixInc January 27, 2021

Bob

A haircut often worn by poodle people.

One of the poodle people had a bob and always preached about how people talked about the recession like it was over, when things were worse than ever. It almost makes you wonder where the interest in depressions and recessions came from, or whether the kind of person who would sabotage something mechanical would sabotage something financially, since wondering about people's intentions is not the same as forming a conspiracy theory.

by Solid Mantis October 1, 2019

Bob

A hard worker

Spencer: Damn! This guy is working so hard! What's his name?
Tiffany: Oh that's Bob! He's always like that!

by aarondaelephanttipple June 23, 2018

Bob

A male given name. It's short for Bobbert.

Hey, Bob! Or should I say... Mr. Bobbert?

by MalumLibrum958 September 22, 2020

Bobbing

To blast that hypnotic spongebob background song on a speaker and in laguna beach.

Did you see those kids bobbing people
Yeah theyre genius!

by Ban3 September 19, 2017

bob

bob is a word to use when you cant think of anything else.

along with fred and jim.
also a small human being who thinks hes loved.

ohhhh, whats your name ?
bob :)
bob the builder can we fix it?
errr no!

by megan morris April 30, 2009

Bob

Slang code word for marijuana, easily inserted into conversations to disguise the substance of the discussion. Shortened form of cockney rhyming slang, "Bob Hope" for "Dope."

Have you seen Bob? (Do you have weed?)
Is Bob coming to the party? (Are you bringing weed to the event?)
You want to take a walk over to Bob's house? (Do you want to go outside and burn one?)

by Coralhead January 25, 2009