Boring

A cousin's birthday.

Dude this is more boring than a cousins birthday.

by Ya_boy69 May 18, 2019

boringle

BORING+SINGLE

Theana is boringle

by mrsneverstealinganyman December 2, 2019

Blowing a Trombone

When a girl is sucking a guys dick and then he farts.

Lacey was sucking Rick's dick so well, she ended up blowing a trombone when he farted... She had a standing ovation.

by EZvibes December 4, 2019

Boring Brad

A guy so utterly boring that the mere mention of his name causes people to immediately pass out.

I hope Boring Brad won’t be there. Guy he’s talking to falls flat on his face asleep

by Pete Timmers November 14, 2021

Ghost-blowing

The metaphorical dick sucking of a friend/colleague with a high regard of praise to others while the aforementioned friend/colleague is not around.

Cody was ghost-blowing you yesterday for your skill with the ladies.

by McFuzznut April 27, 2022

Boring as dog shit!

Something or some place that is extreme boring to one. Or just bored to death about something or some place.

Man, this party is boring as dog shit! This football game is boring as dog shit!

by xmonkey September 23, 2010

boring mother

some person that don't let you do some simple things or criticates all things you do.

wooow, that waitress, she's a boring mother, she don't let me acess my facebook on tablet menu.

by afonsopj November 10, 2012