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Glock Blocked

One who prevents another from harming or killing someone else.
"Man I was totally gonna kill them before you Glock Blocked me."
Glock Blocked by Anonydudette February 8, 2019

she blocked me :'( 

The message you get from your dumbass loser friend after he tries chatting up girls.
Jordan: I'm gonna try chatting up Maggie
Will: Yeaa go for it haha :p
*5 minutes later*
Jordan: She blocked me :'(
Will: Ffs Jordan you're just a drophead aren't you.
she blocked me :'( by Mr Brucey February 14, 2019

urban dic blocked 

When you think of the most genius word or phrase ever, so genius that it can't possibly be already defined on urban dictionary. You hop on urban dictionary and excitedly put it in the search bar, when lo and behold, there's your word or phrase, definition and everything, already thought of by someone just a little more witty and clever than you.
Man, there's gotta be a term for that. It's like getting cock blocked. Heh. Dick blocked. HOLY SHIT, DUDE! URBAN DIC BLOCKED!

*looks it up real quick, reads the above entry*
...FUCK!

bing bong blocked 

when a new yorker is deadass tired of your shitty, racist, homophobic, ableist, elitist, landlord loving, daddys uber money, finance bro in a patagonia, main character wannabe instagram posts, so they bing bong block ya!
If you post an insta story about supporting the Cuomo brothers, you're getting bing bong blocked!
bing bong blocked by 420pussy December 5, 2021

lock-blocked

when someone thwarts your plan to dye hair.
"dude! i wanted to dye hair yesterday and you wanted to go clubbing! you totally lock-blocked me!"
lock-blocked by raychelle August 1, 2008

clock blocked 

When you can't see the time on the bedside clock because objects are blocking it from view.
Move your tissue boxes somewhere else - I keep getting clock blocked!
clock blocked by clockblocker April 18, 2010