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turkey basted

noun: turkey basted
In the same manner in which a real turkey is basted. You dip the baster into the back end of the turkey as a starting point and draw up the rich, warm broth. And then you pull out the baster and you spread the brothy, gravy-like liberally over the turkey. This process is repeated dozens of times until satisfaction is achieved by the hands holding the baster. So the woman is belly-down, on all fours, is wearing white ankle socks, and has to have her legs crossed and back is arched and she typically would have a small piece of fruit in her mouth the whole time. The act of: As men as two dozen men gather around the woman (as described above) and by fuck’n her in the ass and Masterbating until each man sprays his wad all over her body
“I’m waiting to see if Kim Kardashian leaks a video of Kim getting a turkey basted for herself and sister.”
by BeanTownBeanery December 25, 2021
mugGet the turkey bastedmug.

Bast

A family where the men have a very large penis and the women tig ole biddies
“You see him”
Yeah?”
“He is a Bast they have big shmeats”
by Big shmeate October 10, 2020
mugGet the Bastmug.

bast

someone who is not of any boostiness and therefore is not a boost
sylvia toon was quite the bast today!
by boost 😊😊 June 6, 2021
mugGet the bastmug.

Free basted

Where you allow a homeless man or transvestite ejaculate on you out of pity.
So I was there laying unfathomable love to the one true god when a homeless man approached me asking if I could spare any meth. I lectured him the importance of temple upkeep as our body was crafted by the Lord himself so that we may bring glory and honor to him. We then free basted because that's a bit better for your skin. Can I get an amen?
by Aeriskhaos February 26, 2017
mugGet the Free bastedmug.

Bast glasses

A type of eyeglass. Each lens is usually somewhat egg shaped, with a bar connecting them. find out more about bast glasses at www.angelfire.com/scary/bast
"auhaahuua I want those bast glasses, they are so funny looking."
by Jung December 6, 2003
mugGet the Bast glassesmug.

basted

the action of repeatedly busting in a classroom specifically at recess time.
“ I basted at school the other day
by pseudo bas February 23, 2025
mugGet the bastedmug.

booty baste

"booty baste" refers to inserting substances with a turkey baster inside the rectum for the purpose of absorbing the substance to feel the effects faster and stronger then taking oral.
last night i had my girl shove a turkey baster full of drugs in my ass. i use to booty bump now i booty baste.
by chrispyq May 14, 2014
mugGet the booty bastemug.

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