G Bastard

A term one uses to refer to not getting anything accomplished in the day. Similar and interchangeable with the term Jack Shit.

We better do something amazing tonight because I haven't done G Bastard today.

by Camdeeznuts June 29, 2011

bastress

bastard, the female version

Shelly stole my Gucci purse! Stupid bastress!

by melody April 2, 2004

spherical bastard

An individual with few redeeming characteristics. Stems from the fact that spheres appear exactly the same when viewed from any perspective. The phrase is commonly attributed to astronomer Fritz Zwicky.

Scooby's a spherical bastard, since no matter how you look at him, he's still a bastard.

by dziban July 14, 2007

Bastard Gas

Pejorative of "Butane", the inflammible agent used in lighters. Coined by Hank Hill when someone so much as suggests that it has as much use as propane.

"BOBBY! Don't be playin' around with that Bastard Gas!"

by Trey4Life July 22, 2009

bastardization

when someone makes something more douche-like than it was before

'fo shizzle my nizzle' is a bastardization of 'fo sheezy my neezy' which is a bastardization of 'for sure my nigga' which is a bastardization of 'i concur with you whole-heartedly, my african-american friend'

by deziree February 24, 2007

Ol' Dirty Bastard

Brooklyn born Hip-Hop artist. Brooklyn Born as Russel Tyrone Jones on November 15, 1968. Formed the Wu-Tang Clan with his cousins RZA and GZA. Ol' Dirty Bastard was known for his off-beat, slurred rap style and humorous lyrics. Released his first album "Return To The 36 Chambers" in 1995 and obtained commercial success with the songs "Shimmy Shimmy Ya" and "Brooklyn Zoo". Released Sophomore effort "Nigga Please". Died on November 13, 2004. 2 days shy of his 36 birthday. Since then, many "Greatest Hits" and "Lost Tracks" compilations.

Definitely the most courageous member of the Wu-Tang, with the most unique style of any hip-hop artist, ever. My personal favourite.

"This style, I'm mastered in / Niggers catching headaches, what, WHAT? You need Aspirin?"

- Brooklyn Zoo - Ol' Dirty Bastard. Return To The 36 Chambers.

by ?Bucket November 5, 2005

bastids

safe way of calling someone a bastard

That bastid! he stole my shiet

by Jerry Hatrick August 5, 2005