bat goggles

When you go to teabag someone but rethink and put your cum carriers onto the other persons eye sockets

Alec total gave me bat goggles when I was sleeping

by Marty griffin November 27, 2015

Bat-One

A gay guy and a huge liar. Physique similar to Adam West Batman. Extreme PC-Gaming, it's his thing. Often times, sexually attracted to cars and only attracted to personalities.

*Girl squirts all over sheets*
*Blames it on brother*
*Father yells at brother*
Brother : APOOPITA! APOOPITA! You see what she does to me?! And you think I AM THE BAT-ONE?!

by lengthiestwarfare April 3, 2015

Stamped Bat

Another name for a fanny during rag week.

I got down there and it was like a fucking stamped bat.

by Benny and Chris July 14, 2009

go to bat for

to support someone when the person needs help; Take the side of, defend

Boy, you know I’d bend over backwards for you. I go to bat for you even when shit’s looking bad for ya.

by alexplainl8r November 6, 2019

Corked Bat

When someone tells you that a corked bat is a euphemism for an erect penis, you say, "no, it is not". After this you meant to tell your cousin something but I forgot what it was. Right. You know how baseball gets. No large bats/vampires.

Corked Bat doesn't mean anything like a penis

by dragonimpaler100 April 24, 2019

bat shit

The state of being crazy

"That crazy mofo drives me bat shit."

by Christel March 25, 2007

Bat Signal

When a man takes stretches out his scrotum with his hands, then someone puts a flashlight behind it to illuminate the shadow on the wall.

Ray-Ray's wife was greatly suprised, when she arrived home, opened the door to her bedroom, and found her husband sending her the bat signal.

by zion August 19, 2004